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@TheOnion8 Jan 2023
Perverted Clown Mounts Funhouse Mirror On Ceiling Above Bed bit.ly/3GKrK7C
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@TheOnion6 Jan 2023
On Top Of Everything Else, Kevin McCarthy Wetting Bed Again bit.ly/3WV5uNO
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Theres one thing i cant seem to make sense of. The cup is round. The jar is round. Why on gods green earth would they decide to call it ovaltine
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@TheOnion25 Dec 2022
Child's Delighted Face On Christmas Morning Not Even Close To Worth $200 bit.ly/3FQ8gh2
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How many syllables are in caramel
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@TheOnion14 Dec 2022
Woman Mentally Scans Everything She Knows About Friend Before Launching Into Rant Against Healing Crystals bit.ly/3Ytw1TN
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San Francisco. Each dot is a location where faeces was reported over the past 8 years
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@TheOnion5 Dec 2022
Over-50 Dating App Filters Matches Solely By Whether They’d Stay If You Got Parkinson’s bit.ly/3BaCbhi
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@TheOnion9 Nov 2022
Smiling Fetterman Asks Oz If He’d Mind Slowly Repeating Concession For 5th Time bit.ly/3A1luEJ
Smiling John Fetterman.

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I think that’s called perseverance.
enrico maria riva (@enricomariariva) profile pictureenrico maria riva@enricomariariva4 Nov 2022
days from entering top10 to reach world #1
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@TheOnion31 Oct 2022
Just Once, Dachshund Would Love To Dress Up As Something Other Than Hot Dog bit.ly/3sMsmSk
Dachshund dressed as a hot dog.

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@tonyhawk31 Oct 2022
Happy Halloween! Do you respect wood? I revere wood.
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You heard about Pluto?
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@TheOnion11 Oct 2022
Cop Still Shooting Unarmed Civilian He Pulled Over Last Night bit.ly/3MnhxyU
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@DailyMail10 Sep 2022
EXCLUSIVE: Royal beekeeper has informed the Queen's bees that the Queen has died trib.al/CjjNMLG
Royal beekeeper informs the Queen's bees that Her Majesty has died

Royal beekeeper informs the Queen's bees that Her Majesty has died

Royal beekeeper, John Chapple, has informed the hives kept in the grounds of Buckingham Palace and Clarence House of the Queen's death. The bees were also told King Charles is now their boss.

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now theres just one queen
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