@IanLevyMP

Putting the con in conservative, conservative MP for Blyth Valley - NOT the real Ian Levy - Parody account

 Blyth, England
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Joined September 2020
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Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. Nothing to see here, right?
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Yes, let’s get them working 28hrs a day 8 days a week. That should do it! #LizForLeader
Satan@SpeakingSatan28 Jul 2022
"I will solve the NHS crisis by cutting waiting lists by 20%. Doctors must treat more people". Liz Truss.
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Thank goodness Margaret Thatcher privatised our energy companies, otherwise the £1.34billion profit Centrica have just made might have been wasted on ordinary people instead of wealthy shareholders. #EnergyCrisis
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i hate it when he does this
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Led By Donkeys@ByDonkeys24 Jul 2022
This is Brexit
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Is it wrong to feel both horrified at the prospect of Liz Truss becoming PM and a bit excited at the potential for taking the piss?
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Adam Bienkov@AdamBienkov19 Jul 2022
Liz Truss has just become the bookies' favourite to become Britain's next Prime Minister. Here's a reminder of some of her finest moments.
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After Sunak wins fourth round of Tory leadership race, British public admits they’re ‘ready for Rishi’ in the same way they’re ‘ready for a root canal’ or ‘ready for a prostate exam’.
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New series of The Weakest Link descends into chaos after contestants fail to answer a single question.
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Now that MPs have confidence in me again, I assume that means I can cancel my resignation and stay on as PM. #NoConfidenceVote
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Boris Johnson calls emergency Cobra meeting after finding 24 bottles of it in the fridge at Chequers.
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As privatisation talks continue, Channel 4 confirms format for tonight’s leadership debate:
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One sure sign of a great leader is when the can't find their way out of a room they are giving a speech in. #ToryLeadershipRace #Truss
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Let the battle commence to replace #BorisJohnson, runners and riders announced this morning
Andrew James Sillett@andrewsillett10 Jul 2022
Those Conservative leadership candidates in full:
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HENRY MORRIS@mrhenrymorris7 Jul 2022
It all makes sense now. He's made Carrie a promise and for the first time ever, he's going to keep it. Boris Johnson and Carrie to host lavish Chequers wedding party as he clings on mirror.co.uk/news/politics/b…
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Noooooooooo 😭
Sky News
@SkyNews7 Jul 2022
Boris Johnson to resign as prime minister news.sky.com/story/boris-joh…

Boris Johnson to resign as prime minister in statement at 12.30pm

After a wave of resignations from his government, the PM will announce his exit from Downing Street.

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No one can say that Boris hasn’t fulfilled his aims of uniting the country and the party.
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Carrie Johnson faces a race against time after buying a wallpaper steamer from Tesco.
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Things I have forgotten recently: -who paid for my sofa and curtains -that I went to lockdown parties -that I asked for a £150k tree house -that I tried to give Carrie a £100k job -that I had a blowjob in my office -that I was told all about Chris Pincher
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Nadine Dorries promoted to @Number10cat following shock resignation of Larry newsthump.com/2022/07/06/nad… #BorisMustGo #BorisJohnson #Satire

Nadine Dorries promoted to Downing Street Cat following shock resignation of Larry

A tumultuous morning of departures and Cabinet reshuffles saw die-hard Johnson loyalist Nadine Dorries rewarded with the high profile position of Number 10 resident feline after the previous incumb…

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