Ian Harrison

Graham Norton playing Bill Withers. Who thankfully is still with us.

It amazes me when you go to the bag drop and there are 11/2 desks open, and the @easyJet seem surprised that there is a queue a mile long! Don't you know when your flights are operating? #doesntlooklikeit

Wonder when @belfastairport will get enough seats in the terminals so everyone waiting around can park their arse!? #timetravel #asinbackintime!

Great job! Finally back on the top step @craiglowndes888 . #notbeforetimemate 😊 @autobarn888

Great FP1 session by @rorybutcher . #keepingittidy

Adverts for EE on the telly featuring Kevin Bacon and some football bloke. Who the f*ck signed these ads off! Got to be the most crass and cheesy ads on TV, and that's saying something! Crock of shyte. And breathe.

Just popped in to the Queens Arms on the Barbican on the way back to the ferry. Full of ex RN blokes. #stokers #leanderfrigates

About time Donington had some electric garage doors! #clunkychains

Everest. #TNP

Never seen Dr Who before. Should be renamed Malcolm Tucker and George Daws in Space with Diana Ross. In a quarry in Wales. #notswearyenough

I thought I'd seen it all. @Daniellloyd23

This is good. 3.5 hours from Plymouth to Taunton on @CrossCountryUK only to now get on a bus! Railway flooded. #itswinter. #didntseeitcoming

Great result for @redbullracingAU @shanevg97 @craiglowndes888 and of course @jamiewhincup on 100 not out. #nottooshabby

Good to see the Aussie track cyclists crying about Team GB results especially Laura Trott and Jason Kenny. Have a lap of HTFU! #havingasukk

Wonder if that fairy kick ball lot are watching Team GB? They could learn a shed load.

Big shunt at BTCC Snetterton. Most of the usual no -hopers involved. #drivesomethingelse!

Lewis Hamilton has been watching Dave Pinkney through the right hander at Copse! #leftlock