But Boris, we’ve kept the receipts. Since Britain last went to the polls * Partygate * Boris Johnson lying to Parliament * Mishandling of the pandemic * Matt Hancock and his aide * PPE failures * VIP lanes * Gavin Williamson * Nadine Dorries as Culture Secretary * Suella Braverman’s “invasion” * Braverman’s TWO stints as Home Secretary * Culture wars * Wooing the hard right * Lee Anderson as deputy chairman * Dominic Raab’s holiday during the withdrawal from Afghanistan * Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Brexit benefits * Sunak’s Rwanda shambles * Enshrining in law Rwanda as a ‘safe country’ * Sunak’s five pledges * Sunak’s D-Day fiasco * Sunak calling the election in the rain * NHS waiting lists at record high * GP appointments in disarray * Sewage crisis exposed * Liz Truss imperilling the economy * Rampant inflation * Cost of living crisis * Millions struggling to pays the bills * Foodbanks * Recession * Not enough houses built * High taxes with breaking public services * Creaking defence * 3 Prime Ministers * 4 Chancellors * 5 Home Secretaries