Iโ€™m too straight to be curved.

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined January 2018
Once Bruno hold ball, Mbuemo and Cunha all start running for their lives ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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God forbid I support a cheating club. Barcelona Man Utd Man City
ู‡ู„ ู…ุณุงุนุฏุฉ ุจุฑุดู„ูˆู†ุฉ ุญู‚ูŠู‚ู‡ ุงู… ุฎูŠุงู„ ุดุงู‡ุฏ ุจู†ูุณูƒ ู‡ู„ ู‡ุฐุง ุทุจูŠุนูŠ.ุŸ๐Ÿ˜จ
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A certain club in Manchester is still struggling to win 5 in a row for over 3 years
22 goals and six consecutive victories for @BHAFC ๐Ÿ‘
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He was truly one of one
Him and Rice no debate.
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GHOST ๐Ÿ’€ retweeted
three years since Abbaty passed away in tragic car accident, may Allah have mercy on him and all the muslims that have passed way please read and share. โค๏ธ & ๐Ÿ’ก.
losing someone to cold hands of death is really painful but knowing that Allah wonโ€™t test you with things you canโ€™t handle and Allah is forever merciful gives you comfort.
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Shants was more than a friend, he was a brother to all of us. The most accommodating and friendliest guy you could ever meet. I miss him everyday. May Allah continue to have mercy on his soul and forgive his sins and all his shortcomings.
three years since Abbaty passed away in tragic car accident, may Allah have mercy on him and all the muslims that have passed way please read and share. โค๏ธ & ๐Ÿ’ก.
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Ability wise, thereโ€™s nothing any player past or present can chat to him. He has done everything. Because how is he having a comp for headed play making ?!? Heโ€™s not real bro
Cristiano Ronaldo - Headed Playmaking & Chance Creation
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We cannot compete
ู‡ู„ ู…ุณุงุนุฏุฉ ุจุฑุดู„ูˆู†ุฉ ุญู‚ูŠู‚ู‡ ุงู… ุฎูŠุงู„ ุดุงู‡ุฏ ุจู†ูุณูƒ ู‡ู„ ู‡ุฐุง ุทุจูŠุนูŠ.ุŸ๐Ÿ˜จ
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What couldโ€™ve been mehnโ€ฆ a simple square pass to Trossard and we wouldโ€™ve been 2-0 uppppp
The donkey that denied us the Champions League title while Gyรถkeres who got us to the final was cooling off on the bench
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That step over in the was nasty stuff. Damn
The hattrick that made baller headquarters tweet this ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
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They are literally walking amongst us
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Sunday go long ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
5 - Michael Carrick has lost all five of his managerial league meetings with Daniel Farke, suffering his most defeats as a manager to the current Leeds United boss. Showdown.
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Oh to be just another nigga on the hit list
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He is Portugal.
๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ ๐๐Ž๐‘๐“๐”๐†๐€๐‹โ€™๐’ ๐†๐‘๐„๐€๐“๐„๐’๐“ ๐„๐•๐„๐‘ ๐ˆ๐‚๐Ž๐. Itโ€™s hard to put into words just how much Cristiano Ronaldo has meant to Portugal. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘ #Ronaldo #Portugal #GOAT
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Bro how do you even defeat Takezo ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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No way he said alla that๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
My sister just got divorced for the 4th time and my dad is absolutely LOSING IT in the family group chat ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a recycled meme. Similar captions and family group chat screenshots about a sister's repeated divorces have circulated for months, including this format from April 2026 and variants from this account. x.com/tufdave/statusโ€ฆ x.com/15x0xx/status/โ€ฆ
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Bomba!!
๐ŸšจUEFA estarรญa prรณxima a anunciar que, si Manchester City es declarado culpable tras su apelaciรณn, serรก expulsado de todas las competiciones europeas en un periodo de 7 a 10 aรฑos. Con esa medida, no podrรญa jugar en Champions, Liga de Europa y Conference League. El club fue declarado culpable de 115 violaciones financieras en primera instancia.
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A time was hadโ€ฆ.
Being somebody's baby and their best friend >>>>>>>
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Made this list and omitted Berbatov?
Zidane Maradona Ronaldinho Bergkamp Van Basten Baggio Mahrez Pele Hagi Ozil Romario Cristiano Ronaldo Fenomeno
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