18+! Hard pervy Domme, soft bi lady. I’ve hosted F/m brunches, classes since 2010. Tumblr:GirlsRule,SubsDrool &ProudHappyMaleSubs.

Joined December 2018
My personal elevator pitch (draft #2): I choose D/s because it thrills my brain & my cunt to feel the power exchange dance back and forth, & it soothes my fears of abandonment when somebody continues to love & praise me after I’ve done “socially unacceptable” mean things to them
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Replying to @_xo2dee
Just say his testicles balled nuttily
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some important issues raised by women: - r@pe - SA/SH - DV - forced marriage - human trafficking - femicides issues raised by men: - girlfriend cheating - why do men always have to pay for dates - men rejected too much - women get free drinks - wife choosing to divorce and getting her half - i paid, and she didn't sleep with me
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satisfied girl lifting herself off her boyfriend's face, hearing him softly whine that he doesn't want to stop eating her out yet. she sighs as she carefully sits back down on his blushing, blissed-out face. what is she going to do with her needy boy...
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That’s patriarchy’s trick: reward femmes for performing power, punish them for living it. It sells the look of control, not the reality of autonomy. Otherwise the timeline wouldn't be full of money-centered marketing and recycled hot takes year after year.
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Schnellspritzer (schnell = fast and Spritzer = ejaculator)
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My humble suggestion: Get a hand crank radio and torch, much better than battery operated. Probably you will keep the radio stored without using it for years, and when the crisis moment comes the batteries may be corroded. But a crank operated radio will always work.
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Carl Jung on avoidance... damn
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I speak because I am shattered. —Glück
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Cannot emphasize how much this actually, truly changed my life. Been living by the nine delights for years and it’s basically a religion to me
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the Brazilian equivalent of “once bitten, twice shy” is “a scalded cat is afraid of cold water” (gato escaldado tem medo de água fria)
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JUST IN: The Trump administration has instructed federal health agencies to pause all external communications, such as health advisories, weekly scientific reports, updates to websites and social media posts. -WASHINGTON POST
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One of my favorite games came about naturally as he was eating me out and using my dildo on me. When I saw it in his hand, I asked him if he even remembered what it felt like to jerk off like a man. He told me he did, but it would almost feel unnatural now. I asked him “Well, do you want to jerk off?” He nodded eagerly, and I could tell that he thought I might unlock him for the occasion. I smiled, told him to lay down, and I straddled him. I played with the key on the chain around my neck, before finally undoing the clasp and moving it down. I could see the muscles in his stomach tense as I ran the key along his body, listening to his breathing change and grow desperate. When I reached the lock, I bent down, and whispered in his ear “I bet you can’t wait to jerk off for me.” He nodded, and whimpered. He was still holding the dildo in one hand, and I moved it to rest just above his cage. It was still well-lubricated from being inside me, and I leaned back and told him to jerk. He looked up at me helplessly. “This is the closest you’ll ever get to jerking off again.” I placed my hand over his so he gripped the dildo. “Jerk.” He did, slowly at first. The movement of the dildo moved his cage, and provided just enough stimulation to make his hips flex and his body tense. “Does it make you feel more like a man, to jerk off like you used to?” He moaned, and his hand started moving faster. I held it by the base to keep it from slipping (in future he’d use a harness), and he kept jerking. “This dildo is even bigger than you are. I bet this is better than jerking off.” That got me the biggest moan yet. “Say it.” “This is better than when I could jerk off.” He echoed, and I could see the tension rising in his body. He went faster, moving the cage with each stroke. “You’re going to spurt just from jerking my dildo, aren’t you?” The question pushed him over the edge, and he bucked his hips as he came in his cage. “Now, say thank you. Thank you for letting me jerk off.” He did, and this became a regular part of our play. One of my favorite things was to use my vibrator and have us masturbate together.
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Extraordinary,Thank you Joe Biden!
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See the cardiac arrest part? God I wish I’d tried to convince her (now dead of cardiac arrest) to take Ozempic last year like I wanted…. even if I thought it would be a difficult conversation, but I never did.
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7. GLP1 increased risks of: 👉gastrointestinal disorders (nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, gastroesophageal reflux disease (heartburn), gastroparesis (stomach paralysis), diverticulosis and diverticulitis). 👉hypotension (low blood pressure) and syncope (fainting) 👉sleep problems, headaches 👉nephrolithiasis (kidney stones) 👉kidney inflammation (interstitial nephritis) 👉drug-induced pancreatitis nature.com/articles/s41591-0…
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Nothing beats coming home after a long day at work to a sub who’s so eager to rub my feet.
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Luckily—and this is why I’m ultimately hopeful for the future of education—a growing number of educators recognize that whole-language learning has wrecked a generation’s ability to read. In the past few years, *forty* states have reinstated phonics instruction.
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I’ve been fighting with ko-fi for weeks. They banned me for being associated with porn. I had a long history there but I give up fighting. I made an account with their competition instead, under the name of my vanilla Etsy account buymeacoffee.com/Longrestlux…
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Use link above if you want to send me a Christmas gift towards an impractical board game bag (the only purple one left!), it’s $250 with shipping, I don’t need it but my heart wants it any profit I make from people buying my candles goes towards this too longrestluxuries.etsy.com
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