Tony Stark

°°╸⟨ 𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑶 ⟩ ™ ー : 𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅. 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉. #MHARP

“ There’s this little gray area that are things i don’t want you to do. That I would do. “

First of all— These pants does make my butt look to tight but that beside the point!

Nope. You haven’t.

Let at a pin on that— The Kid is trying invent something new and yada yada yada … Postponed to make extended edition.

“ Alright? Well. I’m might aswell order some Pizza from Stan’s Friday. Call Stan’s for Tony Specials and had it used the delivery mark2 “

“ Haven’t tried it yet. Since we’ll. There no Asgardian brews in NY “

“ Anywhere there Booze or something drink “

Aw. Brucey is having a tantrum. Now. If you play nice. I’ll buy you a Spider-Man ice cream bar— The kid needs some advertisement.

Completely not true. I’d buy out Brucey in nanosecond. Then I’ll throw him a money to compensate for him being behind me. Atleast. I did invent Electric and Flying cars.

Great. I know a good Bar that actually serves Ale and beer n’ other stuff. So. My treat big guy.

And that we called it. The New Hundred Dollar bill there.

Wait. Since. When did I even invite you all to my private mansion and go enjoy my pool. You know what. No. Never mind I have to much to deal with right now. Go nuts. I’ll just be in the lab and you all enjoy the Crollox water dye pool. Nice Bikini By the way.

Up for a few drinks?

I’m going to pretend I didn’t see Loki just hanging around… Is he drinking my Booze? What. Why? What is going on here!?

When I’m out cheeseburgers

Don’t come down to my Basement. I’m so not working on a new suit. That kinda TAPPED into the new setting of power enhancement with a massive power source I just found today. ——— Lies. Tony is actually using his me time to Dance to some tunes.

“ Point taken. Three points. “

You drive hard Bargain. First round drinks on me?