English Teacher, Humanities Professor, Dad of Many, A Useful Idiot, Humbled By The Void - He/Him/Y’all
Houston, TX
Joined July 2008
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THE CARS ON FIRE & THERES NO DRIVER AT THE WHEEL & THE SEWERS ARE ALL MUDDLED WITH A THOUSAND LONELY SUICIDES & THE DARK WIND BLOWS. THE GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT & WE’RE ON SO MANY DRUGS WITH THE RADIO & THE CURTAINS DRAWN. WE’RE TRAPPED IN THE BELLY OF THIS HORRIBLE MACHINE…
Is there a Venn Diagram for people who are aware of Texas High School Homecoming Culture and the films of A24? Because:
Mumsommar.
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The ‘AR’ in ‘AR-15’ doesn’t stand for ‘assault rifle’, it stands for ‘ARe you sure you need a fucking gun like this?! It’s made for death’.
I’m super excited for Oasis fans, but let’s not forget everyone that was excited to see the Fugees in 2022. And in 2024. Oasis feels, I don’t know, similar? Let’s guard our hearts, gentle ones.
One skill I have improved Post-Beryl is that I can now piss in the dark with a 63% to 82% rate of accuracy. Pissing standing up, however, the percentage is considerably lower.
I don’t know about you, but I really feel let down the latest Cicada Horde. Orcas can only do so much.
I mean, the eclipse was nice, but it felt more like Celestial Drama and I should’ve really been minding my own business.
I almost complimented a man’s “Share a Round with Antifa” shirt. HEAR ME OUT. It was a Coca-Cola parody, so I thought it meant “Have a Coke with Antifa!”, which sounds pleasant, but then I realized it meant “Shoot a Person with a Bullet” and I was, like, “Woah there, Fascist!”
Always nice to find another Merval Avinger fan in the wild; lots of talk about Hot Guy, Thore, Ron Man, Holk, the Craptain, and Sad Wife was had. EXCELSPREADSHEET!
I think Spotify’s Daylist feature is a pretty good alternative to the regular Daily Mixes, as far as diversifying my playlists, but this is a bold move, robot.
I went to an awards ceremony at my daughter’s school and there was a second grader named ‘Linda’. Isn’t that wild?
