Sarcastic. Extra Lanky. Professional Bellend. Lightbulb Screwing Expert. Punching Pikachu recovering (debatable) addict.

Manchester, England
Joined November 2010
Insane that not long ago this month I worked @oasis at Heaton Park, so many Mancunians and those that came from far away, all in one place to enjoy the greatest band of all time, truly was once in a lifetime.
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For PAC. RIP.
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What a great ride that was. Thank you Ben.
What a great ride that was. Thank you Eddie.
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Busy busy working next year!
Registration is open now until 4pm BST on 17th Sept! 🚨This is the only way in which you will be able to have a chance to purchase tickets. 👉 oasis.hq.fan/registration 🚩Please note that mailing list members are still required to register. #OasisLive27
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If Vice did a ‘Dark Side of the Ring’ style series but for the Premier League era, what would be the first episode?
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This needs to be put in the Louvre.
Replying to @shornKOOMINS
In my school in Dagenham back in the day his was the face of a reading campaign. And I promise, from the first second I locked eyes on his gormless mug urging me to read, I knew I was looking at a cunt.
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.@realDonaldTrump Manchester is not a "town." We're the city responsible for votes for women. Alan Turing The first modern computer The oldest English speaking library in the world The Industrial Revolution The birth of modern fashion Rolls Royce The football league The first British plane The bouncing bomb Man United, Man City Birthplace of the canals First passenger railway The submarine Socialism Modern chemistry Splitting the atom Graphene Peterloo and the peoples voice The Guardian The Smiths, New Order And of course, Vimto and Corrie.
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Not a bad place to work the last few days
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With all due respect, Fuck Dana White.
🚨 Dana White says that men should NEVER talk about their mental health struggles publicly: “Talking about it publicly, I just feel like it opens the door to make young men think that it’s OK to just f**king go, ‘Oh, I’m having mental [health issues] (White says in a whiny voice).’” “Handle it behind closed doors. Don’t show that weakness to anybody.” “I am unapologetically masculine. What is toxic masculinity? Who has it? Who’s too masculine?” via @TIME
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Every Brit should be awarded compensation for the mental trauma of having to hear a yanks opinion on weather
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Americans explaining to Brits how 26 °C (79 °F) isn’t hot while living in air conditioned detached houses made of wood.
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To our American friends: The post from Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, known as “Tommy Robinson,” presents a selective narrative that risks heightening racial tensions, reinforced by racially derogatory imagery mocking a Somali individual. Below is a fact-based assessment. Robinson implies Somali employment data is misleading. The ONS Census 2021 (updated 4 October 2023) confirms that 34.1% of Somali-born adults aged 16–64 are employed, with 10.3% unemployed and 47.1% classified as economically inactive. The ONS is clear that “economic inactivity” includes students, unpaid carers, and recent arrivals in integration programmes—context he omits, misrepresenting it as unwillingness to work. Robinson cites the 2017 Bristol case in which 13 Somali men were convicted of child sexual exploitation (CSE) involving girls as young as 13. However, police records from the same investigation identified 49 suspects from diverse ethnic backgrounds, including White British individuals, with no single group dominant. This aligns with national analyses of CSE patterns. Robinson ignores widely documented structural challenges affecting Somali communities, including language barriers, disrupted education, and conflict-driven displacement, which shape migration patterns and welfare reliance. His imagery implies cultural failings despite public condemnation of CSE by Somali community organisations. Immigration debates rightly raise safeguarding and vetting concerns. But official data consistently shows that CSE is a cross-ethnic crime, not a problem attributable to any one community. His selective focus, combined with demeaning imagery, aligns with Yaxley-Lennon’s public record, which includes multiple convictions for violence and fraud, and a long history of activism built around civilisational or “counter-jihad” narratives—amplifying isolated facts to support racialised conclusions. Employment inequality and child sexual exploitation demand evidence-based discussion, not distortion or racially charged imagery—context is key. His post fuels division, not understanding. Happy New Year.
To our American friends, here are some relevant statistics you may be interested about when it comes to people who describe themselves as ethnically Somali living in the UK. 1) 176,645 people identified as Somali (0.3% of England & Wales). 2) 34.1% are employed, 8.5% are self-employed, 10.3% are unemployed, 47.1% are 'economically inactive'. The UK average for employment is 59.6%, the UK average for the unemployed is 4.4%, and the UK average for economic inactivity is 24.7%. So, Somalis are massively underrepresented in employment, they are massively over-represented in unemployment and economic inactivity. 3) 26.9% of Somalis have no qualifications at all. 4) 72.0% live in social rented housing. 5) We had a Somali child rape gang operating in Bristol. 13 Somali men were gang raping children as young as 13 years of age, all of them convicted of repeated rape, grooming, coercion, and exploitation for sexual activity. They drugged and groomed little girls for sex and trafficked them.
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Yeah, Yaxley has previously said he would fight for #Russia, and even #Israel, but apparently not the UK. Remember that when he claims to be a ‘patriot’. From his little villa in Spain.
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The standard. The franchise. The greatest. There will never be another. Thank you, John. #ThankYouCena #SNME
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I despise the British far-right. Not just on an ideological level either but for the fact that they comprise largely of nasty bullies. They abuse people, not only people of different skin colour, but anyone who doesn't agree with their hate driven agenda. These guys don't care about British people. They are just vile thugs and anarchists who want to burn down society and rule over its ashes.
Flag sha*ging patriots are now bullying and intimidating elderly residents who don’t want Union Jacks raised outside their houses.
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Ricky Hatton would have turned 47 today. Happy heavenly birthday, Hitman 🩵
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What the fuck is that.
Messi loves his pizzas
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