@IPAzRGR8

Amateur brewer, luthier, historian. Professional husband, daddy. Texan, Econ. Lover of 2 Les Pauls. small “L”libertarian. On Earth 2, I'm James Hetfield.

Joined July 2012
The Dallas Cowboys will never win a divisional round playoff game with a Jones, of the Arkansas Jonses in ownership. Put it in Three. Inch. Headlines.
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Oh so what now guys can’t help a friend with a jellyfish sting?
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Concur. One of the worst people to ever hold the office.
There is no better example I can think of how Trump isn’t a steward of America or remotely patriotic or even nationalistic. He is simply a partisan of his own ego. This is just gross. He’s trying to suck up to a dictator and adversary by mocking another American president. And, btw, the anonymous functionary running this account will be remembered as a tiny little throne-sniffing weasel.
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The continuum between Rob Reiner to Dom DeLuise to John Rhys-Davies to Pavarotti has been the source of endless fascination to me since age 8.
Am I the only one who grew up thinking John Rhys-Davies was Pavarotti?
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I need a word for hearing your boss’ boss’ boss tell her peer (who you currently functionally report to) something that you have been advocating for (unsuccessfully) for months…
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Tell me you have no children without telling me you have no children…
I notice none of Nikole Hannah-Jones' critics try to answer to the basic question she wrestled with, which is: Why should my daughter get to go to a better school than other people's kids just because I work for the New York Times?
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Because it's a ridiculous question. Why should my daughter eat healthier food than the average person? Why should she breath cleaner air than people living in Beijing & Mumbai? The answer to all such questions is "because I love her & can provide her something better". Period.
I notice none of Nikole Hannah-Jones' critics try to answer to the basic question she wrestled with, which is: Why should my daughter get to go to a better school than other people's kids just because I work for the New York Times?
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This guy is a real one.
Dude. You tell me this now?!
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There's a direct line you can draw in the uptick of foot injuries and quest to make cleats lighter/thinner. I will not stop talking about this until shit changes.
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Seems appropriate.
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😡 ... my nieces made the massive mistake of introducing my 70-year-old pops to TikTok and YT Shorts and now all he does is spam us all with links to reels. he even sent several to me DURING the game on Sunday. i am about to swap his Galaxy for a Jitterbug ... 🫩
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We gonna just give Stafford a pass for that pick, aren’t we?
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My wife when I make the bed and put the fancy pillows on correctly.
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The second time was so much worse 😹😭
Jerry really picked Zeke over Derrick Henry twice
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Me when my husband actually finds all the right stuff at the grocery store without calling me for help:
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If you're a Christian leader who's had an affair, it's ok to go sell insurance. Or build houses. Or drive Uber. You should repent and be fully restored to community within the life of the church. But you don't have to get back on stage. You don't need to teach. If can't serve without being in the spotlight, maybe you weren't really serving in the first place.
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My wife when I make a fart joke
My wife when I file a particularly effective comment to a proposed federal regulatory effort.
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Monday be like…
Obliterated the Taint
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“Still plenty of room to grow on defense” is doing a metric ass tonne of work, here 🤣🤣🤣
FINAL — Cowboys 37, Commanders 20. Still plenty of room to grow on defense, but the offensive performance has to be encouraging. Cowboys avoid an 0-2 start with Brazil and the ravens up next.
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What a throw and a catch by Dak Prescott to CeeDee Lamb. Did Tom Brady say “piss missile”?? (Accurate if so)
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