INTJ: I just want to tell you that the advice you gave for improving my language worked really well. I’m impressed.
ENFP: Hmm? What did you say?
INTJ: I’m impressed.
ENFP: HMM? I didn’t get that.
INTJ: 😑
-At the movies-
*INTJ cracks up loudly at an odd moment. Nobody else is laughing...
ENFP: You’re so cute! *squeezes INTJs arms*
INTJ: What do you think... hmm.. hmm... ... What if... Mmm... Nevermind.
ENFP: Brain moving too fast for your mouth huh?
ENFP has an entire free day.
ENFP imagines things to do- cook a fun meal, finish a book, dial a friend, organize a meetup, SO MANY POSSIBILITIES
ENFP lies paralyzed in bed all day because no choice was ever made.
ENFP loses sleep because ENFP decides to do it all starting at 1am.
INTJ: When did she say the event was again?
ENFP: Let me check *scrolls thru chat*
ENFP: Hahaha check this out *shows funny photo*
ENFP: Aww remember this? *shows mutual chat*
INTJ: It’s been 5 mins and I still don’t have an answer for my question
INTJ: Just realized that I hardly ever ask my family how they are doing.
ENFP: Want to do it now?
INTJ: Nah
ENFP: Ok, then when?
INTJ: *walks away*
ENFP: 🤷♀️🤦♀️
INTJ: Having to tell your boss you’re quitting is always hard. Was it hard for you?
ENFP: Somewhat. In a way it’s easier for me because I can just let it go, but you care about your work and I..
INTJ: Just don’t care 😑
ENFP: 🤷♀️ meh. Somewhat.
*INTJ gets up*
ENFP: Ok you go to bed first, I'll finish the show.
INTJ: So cute, trying to use reverse psychology.
*ENFP hides*
*INTJ sits back down*
ENFP: 😊😘
ENFP_INTJ retweeted
I wouldn’t be a true ENFP if I didn’t totally forget I hadn’t posted on my Twitter for months 🙈#alwayswanderingaway #newadventures #ialwaysfindmywayback
ENFP: Let's get a dog someday!
INTJ: Dogs will die and I could never get over the heartbreak
ENFP: Better loved and lost..
INTJ: No.
INTJ: How are you feeling? Tired?
ENFP: Actually I've been holding my pee forever cos I don't want to get out of my blankets.
INTJ: Oh.
ENFP: why are you calling me? *suspicious
INTJ: I miss you
ENFP: uh huh
*pause
INTJ: Do you know where I can get xxxx?
ENFP: I KNEW IT.
*Lying in a King sized bed*
ENFP: I MISS YOU WHERE ARE YOU
INTJ: I'm right here
ENFP: *smushes INTJ right up to the edge* 😍😍😍😍😍
INTJ: 😊
ENFP: So that's the reason why-- Hey what's this? *picks up flyer* ooohhhhhh...
INTJ: Can't believe how quickly you can get distracted 🤦♂️
ENFP: I wuv yew *snuggles into INTJ's neck*
INTJ: .... *breaks into little smile*
ENFP: 😍💖😍💖😍
INTJ: Ok time for bed *tries to get away*
ENFP: Together, we can do big things! Let's list our tangible and intangible goals.
INTJ: Could we talk about this tmr? It's 1am.
ENFP: 😤
ENFP: Let's cycle this wkend! We'll take the ferry there, I'll have 1 baby on my back..
INTJ: You overestimate your energy level.
ENFP: 😭


