Jesus Is King

Joined April 2021
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People at the grocery store have never been there before. They don't know what it sells or where it is
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My neighbor's WiFi name was "Pretty Girl from 4A Please Talk To Me" I live in 4A. I am a girl. I was so embarrassed. I changed my WiFi name to "I Have A Boyfriend 4B Stop It" He changed his to "No You Don't, I Never See Him" I changed mine to "He's Invisible, Like Your Game" He changed his to "Okay Ouch, Coffee?" I laughed. I changed mine to "Fine, But You Pay With Actual Coffee Not WiFi" We met in the hallway. He was holding two coffees and looking very nervous. He said, "Is this how you wanted to meet? Through WiFi names?" I said, "It's the most creative harassment I've ever received." We drank coffee. He changed his WiFi name to "Thanks For The Coffee 4A" I changed mine to "You're Welcome 4B, Keep It Safe" We still have those names. Our building thinks we're fighting. We're not.
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Who produced Pyramids for Frank Ocean? Do it again nigga
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La foto La foto que encuentran tus nietos del día que los nonos se compraron el Yellowstone argentino
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Who wants to come over and stand around in the living room and watch music videos on YouTube
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Nothing has to happen, and that’s when things start happening. Sit without judgment. You don’t have an opinion. You’re just observing.
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I can’t afford a house because of my Friday lunches
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Stop asking god for material things. Command for the spirit of the virtues that lead to those material things you desire.
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You can always tell a person’s sincerity and sense of self in how they Hug you
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Uschi Obermaier as Peggy in Rudolf Thome’s “Red Sun” (Rote Sonne) (1970)
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The amount of people who drive with their windows up when the weather is beautiful is very concerning
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The friend who chats with the parents for 45 minutes while you’re in the basement pregaming:
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You will never feel more powerful than on a Thursday. The deepest wisdom descends today. Open yourself to it. Expand inwardly, and surrender to that quiet, radiant bliss. Let that golden honey pour directly into your crown.
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لما تجتمع ريحة المطر و القهوة
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Now what
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