minors dni | lewd dni
Joined May 2017
┏ π”π€πŒπ„π’ π•΅π€πŒπ„π’πŽπ 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍 β”› ⬐ penned by alkos
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π˜™π˜Œπ˜šπ˜Œπ˜™ΝŸπ˜ΝŸπ˜ˆΝŸπ˜›ΝŸπ˜ΝŸπ˜–ΝŸπ˜• ᴏꜰ THE *πŒβ”ˆβ”ˆβ–ˆ.πšπšƒπšˆπš οΉ  * #̲𝐌𝐸.
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i seem to have *accidentally declared myself a suitor and now i have to fight the other ones .
as your self proclaimed best friend, your problems always concern me. (placing a hand on his shoulder.) just tell me about the aliens. please.
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it smells like wrongdog in here
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hal , please . that’s β€” what do you think a backshot is .
even i’ve gotta go through training, kid. you think these thighs just built themselves?
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/ lanterns finale sucked fucking ass
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/ i kept holding on to hope that maybe they’d do a big reveal that would explain the shit that’s been pissing me off but no let’s just completely eviscerate the core lore of the green lanterns it’s fine
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/ whatever man moving on with my life
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my problems have to involve extraterrestrial royalty for you to want to hear about them ?
waitβ€”β€”β€” an alien prince? nevermind, involve me immediately. tell me everything.
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everything , my friend . every damn thing . it all started with an alien prince .
(groaning, head in hands.) what the hell could you possibly have goin on right now?
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thank you for asking . ( constructs a scroll , it unfurls to the floor ) first of all ,
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and what if i said fuck y’all i’m gonna go be a violet lantern instead
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β €β•± posting this before i go to bed
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on james jameson day everyone lines up tells me what they like about me .
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