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MERCURY πŸš¬πŸˆβ€β¬›

@IKNOWITSLUST

⏅ // drive boy, cat boy, dirty numb angel boy. // 18+

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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson (@GonzoVice) profile pictureDr. Hunter S. Thompson@GonzoVice10 Oct 2021
Fuck this, I thought.
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// "most accounts regain full access in a week" is it a week or half a day, huh ???????
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MERCURY πŸš¬πŸˆβ€β¬› (@IKNOWITSLUST) profile pictureMERCURY πŸš¬πŸˆβ€β¬›@IKNOWITSLUST2 Aug 2025
// HOW WAS THAT TOO FAR IVE SAID WAY WORSE LMFAOOOOOO
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// HOW WAS THAT TOO FAR IVE SAID WAY WORSE LMFAOOOOOO
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// like ive had him threaten her with great bodily harm, tell her to finish the job in her stagename, etc...... how is that one singular word enough to set off the filter .
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// at least it happened as he was leaving i guess ?
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// i perhaps should log into my main once in a while...
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MERCURY πŸš¬πŸˆβ€β¬› retweeted
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gal౨ৎ
@prtygal77720 Jul 2025
Can I come over and hang out on the floor with you
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Thank god, plan sounds better already.
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Obviously I'm gonna tell him to go to hell and go fuck himself and all that. Or something. I'll figure it out.
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Fuck yeah, there we are! Exactly what I wanted to hear. Maybe with some harsher language than 'jeez', though. . .
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[Pulling out her O'Five, where the hell did it even come from] Gonna blow him the hell up. Jeez. [Grumble grumble,] Give him what's-what for all that...
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There we go! There's the fuckin' spirit!
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[She enjoys the attention, enjoys it a lot. πŸ˜‡] ... yeah. Yeah!! I *am* gonna kill 'im!! Or at least I'm gonna scare him into thinking I will. Hmph.
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Exactly! SO good! [He's been checking her out the whole time, and especially right this moment. I forgot to say that. But it's Mercury, so it's kind of just implied.] Soooo, kill him? I've been taking a LOT of mental damage from that fucker.
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I knowwww! Ugh, I didn't even think about it like that. He's so rude. Especially 'cuz I DO look so good. Uuuggghhh.
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Still never heard that in my whole life. . . Well, he should. I mean, it's just. . . self-evident. And bruising you and not even saying that you look good in that color afterwards? TOTAL asshole behavior!
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... ok, I added the -fie part, but choom is totally a word. Anyway, yeah, no, you're right, he's never once said that!! Or anything even close to it. Not that I need him to. Or want him to. I know what I look like. But, like, now that you mention it... 😠
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. . .That just does not sound right. [Yanking his scroll from his jacket pocket. No results???] Ugh, alright, whatever. /Friend/, sure. Point is, that asshole probably doesn't even tell you that you're hot, so you should definitely kill him.
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What?? No!! It's. Like. Friend..... buddy...... no!!!!
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I would, [cough cough] /happily/ offer myself in his place, but that may fuck up some kinda. . . science shit. Or something.
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Well, /I/ know. But that also probably gets him boiling. . . .What the fuck did you just call me? Is that a- a slur???
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Oh. ... well, in that case... Skill issue, choomfie. I always win. 😎
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Yeah. I'd bet he just wishes he was the one provoking you. Which is prooobably what makes him so easy to get all angry like that.
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He's SO mad!! And it makes him super mean. And violent. It's crazy. But it's also really easy and kinda fun to provoke him, so.......
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[Eyeroll. One a whole lot more playful than any that cyberkitty's thrown her way.] Riiiiight, I believe you. Y'know, that's actually my issue with the guy. He's not doing it- anything right! And he's always so /mad/.
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Yyyyeah, mostlyyyy.... That or I think about how best to piss him off. Usually just existing does the trick.
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Yeah? Is that all you think about, when you think about him? [He's already sure that her 'I think about it a lot' answers that question.]
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What? [She was busy staring and not listening.] Oh. Well. I mean... I've thought about it. I think about it a lot.
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[Very pretty! And this one even has a polite little smirk to him, unlike that scowling brooder. One day. . .] Glad I could help? . . .I'm starting to feel like you're not gonna kill him. It's hard to tell.
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Hmm. [Squinting. Observing. Studying. Aww, man, he's pretty.] Okay. Good to know.
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Uhh, yeah, I guess. Different little scars, too.
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[VINDICATION.] Do you look the same? Like, without all the makeup and tattoos, his face looks just like yours?
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I have no idea if that guy purrs. I haven't cuddled the loser! . . .But, yeah, I totally purr. [He looks a little too proud. Stupid-face-tattoo-Mercury hates /this one/ as much as this one hates him.]
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Well- I can't not. They're right there. All.. soft looking.. and... hey, can you purr? He totally purrs too, right?
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