I Have To Poop retweeted
My mom has been congratulating me on every poop I've taken since 1983 and I'm a walking ball of confidence.
I Have To Poop retweeted
Thinking of becoming a lesbian because I'm sick of pooping real poop I'd rather poop glitter rainbows.
You ever stand up quickly to try and get away from a painful deuce? #poop
RT @nfatout: Woke up this morning with no poop in my butt. Gonna be a good day.
The guy in the stall next to me sounds like he is throwing mashed potatoes against the wall. #gross
I Have To Poop retweeted
Just took a huge ass poop. #feelsgood




