Joined February 2012
My mom has been congratulating me on every poop I've taken since 1983 and I'm a walking ball of confidence.
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I Have To Poop retweeted
Thinking of becoming a lesbian because I'm sick of pooping real poop I'd rather poop glitter rainbows.
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I Have To Poop retweeted
Wow this poop came out flawlessly and smooth
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You ever stand up quickly to try and get away from a painful deuce? #poop
Boss seems to think I spend too much time in the bathroom...
RT @nfatout: Woke up this morning with no poop in my butt. Gonna be a good day.
The guy in the stall next to me sounds like he is throwing mashed potatoes against the wall. #gross
Pretty sure that's not just a fart... #poop #emergency
Just took a huge ass poop. #feelsgood
RT @delaniflannagan: Got to take the biggest poop right now 😁😰💩💩
RT @the_gingerhawk: I have to poop so bad. 😖
The guy in the stall next to me just sneeze-farted. #awkward