Joined May 2011
Funny, strong and brave. Night night Mum. 12/1/35 - 16/9/17
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It's impossible to overheat on Elizabeth Line trains, the AC is SO good. A fitting tribute to a woman that produced a sweatless child 馃槏
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Europe you crazy bastards! Why couldn't you let Delta Goodrem win? She was class! But Bulgaria! Why? #Eurovision2026
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Omg Lordi singing Save All Your Kisses For Me! Amazing! WINNER! #Eurovision2026
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Aw the Czechia contingent pretended to freeze during their bit, in tribute to their technical difficulties onstage. Bless em. #Eurovision2026
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Recap. We can't remember Lithuania, so can remind ourselves why I gave it minus 40 points and my boyfriend gave it minus 40,000. #Eurovision2026
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Austria - I shouldn't have watched it with subtitles, I preferred it when I didn't understand the lyrics. #Eurovision2026
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Romania - polished Fifth Element copy turd. Still awful. #Eurovision2026
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Norway - strangely worse vocals than Thursday. #Eurovision2026
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Italy - The Italian Daniel O'Donnell? #Eurovision2026
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Cyprus - this is still awful. "You want more!" No. #Eurovision2026
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Sweden - she's got someone stuck in her loo and can't get them out of her cistern. #Eurovision2026
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Lithuania - if the Vorlon from Babylon 5 also couldn't sing, he'd look like this. #Eurovision2026
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Poland - compared very favourably on Tuesday cause all the others were dreadful. Tonight it compares unfavourably. #Eurovision2026
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Finland - ah this is the guy singing in his downstairs toilet while the lady plays violin outside. Then he sets fire to the loo. #Eurovision2026
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Moldova - the rap reminded us if the Beach Boys - "Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahama, come on, pretty mama" Which would normally be good. But this is dreadful. #Eurovision2026
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UK - like it more and more. Very catchy. We're gonna be bottom of the right hand side again aren't we? #Eurovision2026
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Croatia - quite nice and mysterious. Liked the vocals. #Eurovision2026
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Czechia - shame about the tech issues. Nice song, great vocals. #Eurovision2026
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Malta - I don't get it. Completely mismatched vocals to the song. He's a huge star in Malta apparently. Dreadful voice. #Eurovision2026
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