@honeyishrunkjg2 My embedded spellchecker protocol has been on the fritz ever since George Lucas made that deal with the mouse-devil

I just assassinated the longest living desert. That will cost Dolly Madison many credits!

I had a blaster to Disney's head during the deal. I demanded that @BobaTheFett be retrofitted with mouse ears.

If ur dentist told you 1 day you needed a crown, then the next day your teeth were perfectly fine, would trust him? Such is the Stock Market

Driving daughter to school and she is pretending that she is a sophisticated businessman in Britain and I am her chauffeur.

Sorry for the spam from my blog....apparently an automation robot went crazy last night and reposted old blog posts. I am looking into it

I hate Ugnaughts....Always trying to take my arms off

@HoneyIShrunkJG2 My one line that ended up on the cutting room floor was given to Darth Vader: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

@ActionScottie In this economy, no amount of credits is too low. A droid needs to pay for the hot oil baths.

@ActionScottie I appreciate your loyalty...even though it is simply a ploy to keep me from assassinating you

Buy one of these or I assassinate you: http://bit.ly/nsqirG

Bounty Hunters....We don't need their ducks

Mos Eisley Spaceport. You won't find a more wretched hive of scum and ducks. #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck

What a piece of duck!!!!! #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck

Luke....I am your Duck! #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck

That's no moon......that's a duck! #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck

@ErnieDrama I am not part of the Empire...The title 'Bounty Hunter' makes that pretty clear and where my allegiance lies...keep drinking

@ErnieDrama I discussed your fate w/ @BobaFett_ & we agreed to save the power cells & just let you drink what is left of your existence away

@ErnieDrama Thanks....I guess...stupid ass human bag of flesh