🪞VANITY FAIL🪞 V.13 #SATIRE

In case anyone tells you it was a ‘success’ —- show this drone view of the #sussexfail event ‼️😅😆 🎥 @dronemannottingham vm.tiktok.com/ZGdCu5Mht/

Pretending to care about others 'for a day' --when she can't even support her own father ⁉️🙄 By the way, the Malala Fund is much more successful than Archewell Philanthropies. Maybe, Malala Fund could help out Meghan's failing business -- NOT‼️ 😆😅 #WasNever #SussexFail

🤍🖤🩶 In a world of private citizens adorning gingham aprons while couch surfing in the Cotswolds… there’s Catherine, Princess of Wales, showing everyone how it's actually done. 👑✨ (Temperly London, Gingham Dress)

Look who just joined X after learning that @elonmusk and @shivon have gone separate ways‼️😆😅🚀 #BillionaireGoals #ByeMoonBump #HelloMarsBump

In Honour of Private Citizen, Meghan Markle

Private citizens, public shame. Ouch‼️😆😅 (Disclaimer: No royals were harmed while generating this video)

🚨BREAKING NEWS: They quit. They leaked. They wrote the book. Now they’re back. Charles just told the country: private individuals. Not working royals. Sandringham deal still stands. Hope they don’t say the letter got lost in the mail. 😆😅

WINDSOR — The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have called off their Cotswolds house search and moved back into Frogmore Cottage after the countryside declined to function as a production location, sources said.Friends of the couple said the area had “too much real life,” including public footpaths, weather, and rooms that could not be lit for a series. Frogmore, vacant for years, still had the copper bathtub and a yoga studio already slated for conversion into a film studio.“The Cotswolds asked us to live there,” one source said. “Frogmore asked what time call was.”The 10-bedroom cottage gives the Sussexes two more bedrooms than the Waleses’ eight-bedroom home, a fact nobody asked for and several people mentioned. Palace officials, who had been studying whether to divide the property back into flats, said those plans would wait until after homeschooling and principal photography.The children will be taught at the cottage for security reasons. A location manager called the arrangement “ideal,” noting that pickup lines are harder to secure than a yoga studio with a camera in it.A spokesperson said the family was not returning to royal life, only to the only set that still had their bathtub.

'S P L I T' The bombshell book she quietly wrote --three days after their wedding. 🤫 Coming soon from the same universe that brought you runny spreads, dead flowers and melted chocolates‼️ #SATIRE #SPLIT #SussexFail

🐈‍⬛Who Did It Better? 😹 Meghan Markle’s overconfident 'girl-boss' era peaked with a Girl Scout cookie doc... only to get obliterated at the box office by a 70-minute reel of cat videos. Even the internet’s fluffiest felines have more genuine appeal than her performative virtue‼️

🪞The Mirror Doesn't Lie🪞 #SATIRE #RoyalFamily #SussexFail

🚨Months of hype, including Poh almost splitting her face introducing “THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX‼️” In the end the Commonwealth Games massively wins viewership.🥇 She left the Commonwealth. The Commonwealth left her far behind. Peak Sussex Markled-Energy @ 11th Place.😂🤡👇 virtualoz.com.au/report/?dat…