So I’ve kinda been keeping this purchase a secret… Here’s my 2026 Model Y AWD Premium. Her name is Starship! 🚀

Just set up my Apple Watch as a @Tesla key. Went for a morning run without needing my phone, when I returned, my car automatically unlocked, I got in, and I drove home. Tesla has ruined every other car for me.

Good Morning X 🌅

The Amazon army is following me home 🫣

Starlink kits are completely sold out at my local Sam’s Club 🤯

Model YL delivery time!!

First bath post roadtrip

Get in, we’re going to Texas 🌵🤠🚀

What the fuck was that?!?!?

Who’s ready for the roadster! 👀👀

🤔🤔

The barbz showing up to takeover 💅

I’m just 40 followers away from 2K 🙏

Pleased to welcome the newest giraffe to join the trump administration

Who are they tricking? So do people actually think this is a real human??

My late night return home from Austin last night resulted in an emergency target run for cat food 😭

Follow @briandstone if you aren’t already 🫶

I noticed that Tesla is advertising demo drive through hotel lobbies in Texas!

No place like home… 🩶 Finally made it back home from Austin, TX

First time seeing the new Model Y L in San Diego, CA

The perfect streak 👌🏻 — now let’s keep it going