𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙰𝚂 𝙸𝙲𝙴 .ᐟ

oh he spots the reader asleep , don't mind him blasting 'highway to hell ' loudly in their ear .

trust me , there is , i have seen it . are you really, really sure ? maverick must hate me , Iceman ( don't mind him being dramatic ! ) and that's more the fun to poke him , duh .

no questions will be asked at all , sir. if he calls , do you want me to forward the call ?

. . . . even if i would like to argue with you on this , pity enough , i know that this is actually true but there are rare moments that he does, you know? and why exactly not ? you really look thinner . . . . i would calm down if everything is back to normal . no , he isn't, +

she’ll get they drafted up as soon as possible. is there any other paperwork at all that she can help with ?

well , as fun as it is to blame maverick , he’s always blamed . let’s change it up and blame the blonde pilot , sir .

blaming either one is actually one of her favourite hobbies .

Holly, Wolfe and Slider ? im not surprised . and hey hey that's not true ! ( okay perhaps it was true but denial is the best ) you absolutely do , don't lie to me , icicle, you are thinner than ever even a blind bat can see that . you heard me , perhaps you should +

if anyone asks , why the coffee machine isn’t working , do not look at her .

Oh— let me guess the young ones thinking that now ? may I remind you that we all also thought in that way though? and do you ? you look . . . . . thinner than ever though , do you eat enough ? and not that i know , maverick is more busier last time with these chicks than being +

then what is it ? is the coffee machine broken again , didn't you got any food ? i have snacks for you ?

Damn , ice , what made you this grumpy ? Is it your boyfriend slider ?

)): that's rude icicle

oh was that icicle that he spotted ?