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An OBGYN who sniffs his fingers and says "smell ya later" every time he says goodbye.
Agree wholeheartedly with every word of this. Happy #JustinLonguary!
Got a late start but #JustinLonguary is off to a rousing start. 2006's "Accepted" was an incredible first entry. Blake Lively and Jonah Hill both shine in their pre superstar roles, Lewis Black in what may be his Apex Mountain. Writing was a little clunky but the emotional accredation scene lands the plane well. Movie was a solid 6.5 out of 10. @justinlong was of course perfect in the film from the very start, the whole thing was on his slick talking back and he pulled it off. 10/10 Justin Performance.
Go to watch 2009’s “Mr. Nobody” with Jared Leto AND 2014’s “Predestination” with Ethan Hawke and tell me their titles shouldn’t be switched.
Instant classic
Here's Episode 818 of #LegionofSkanks with @DanSoder & @timbutterly joining @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez & @ComicDaveSmith, featuring 1 minute of AI generated standup from each of the guys.
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Israel will rise from the ashes of the gas chambers and smoke those ashes while they’re killing gross Palley babies.
Also, Ari Shaffir is the greatest living American comedian.
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Episode 142 of #BiGuys Podcast with @JamarMalachi @Natehurdcomedy & @ChrisScopo joining @ZacIsNotFunny & @ianimal69 premieres on #YouTube today at 5pm EST! youtu.be/NdvNVqxgQz4
Please DM me any photos or videos you have of me from Skankfest, I had the best time and almost nothing in my camera roll
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Another angle of gay blind Mike sending it into the abyss @luisjgomez @LegionOfSkanks @LegionOfSkanks @IAmAlexScar @ImShannonLee best SKANKFEST yet
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Also - massive thanks to the entire Skankfest production team. So many moving parts at something like this and everyone was so calm, cool, and collected. It was the largest one we’ve done with the most stages and comedians. Was the smoothest one yet. @rebelcave and @ChristineMEvans are bad mother fuckers that coordinate over 100 team members to pull it all off.
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I’m the happiest guy in the world, I’m exactly where I should be and everyone is so nice and supportive. We have the weirdest and greatest fans on earth and I’m so lucky to meet and spend time with so many talented people. – at Las Vegas, NV
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Any time I hear 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s up” or “I’ve had…Time of my life” I get emotional. Thank you Skankfest.
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Ep 787 w @RichVos @FeehanKerryn @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez & @ComicDaveSmith has been removed from #YouTube because of a “violence guideline” infraction (Who’s Most Justified’s triggered the algorithm). Our channel is still up and we’re working to make a less offensive version.