Smell my fingers. Kiss me where it stinks.
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Odell Beckham just proposed to the kicking net...which got a ring before he did. vine.co/v/5Hv0wpvHPbi
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Carson Palmer took to Facebook to mock the #Bears and all hell broke loose in the thread: totalprosports.com/2015/09/2…
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I saw so much neature today I feel like a duck. A lucky duck that is. #howneatisthat
Woman posts, then, deletes cat video. She claims "it was just another piece of sand in a box full of s#÷t" @midnight #BetterInternetStories
Two many "Daniel's on the field.
Three and a qaurter yard penalty.
#NewFootballPenalties
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Mediacom is a joke. Schedule an appointment to fix a issue and they don't show then claim they never scheduled it.
Once it's in the air I'm ok, just not that great at the whole landing deal. Any bus drivers on board? #BadInFlightAnnouncement @midnight
Which one is the intercom button and which one sets down the landing gear? Idk but it won't be good. #BadInFlightAnnouncements @midnight
I have a great view of the cockpit. Send me your email if you like pics. I'm not wearing any pants #BadInFlightAnnouncements @midnight
Guy found my ipod in the rain. Called my mom with it after he dried then cleaned it to give it back. Gave him a 40oz in return. Good dude
