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My friend told his girlfriend he was broke. She said, "No problem, I love you for who you are." Immediately, his landlord called and she said, "I have to go, my mother is calling." 😂
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Sometimes experience doesn't make you bitter, it makes you question the kind of loyalty people preach.
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Some people no dey sleep early because dem dey think about tomorrow. Me, na because NEPA carry light. 🤣
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No be everybody wey dey smile dey happy. Some people just remember say dem never pay their debt. 🤣
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Harry Kane wins the 2026 Ballon d’Or
Then gets left out of the FIFPRO World 11
First time a winner has been snubbed since 2005
Players themselves voted and still skipped him
Ball dey body but the recognition no dey aligned 👑
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Hunger fit make you dream say you dey chop rice, only for you wake up meet empty stomach. 😭🤣
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God abeg, before this year finish, make my village people collect transfer alert say their assignment don fail. 😂🙏
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If You Knew What Was Said In Your Absence, You'd Stop Smiling With A Lot Of People.
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This is your reminder to step into your confidence era. This is where you choose courage over fear, set healthy boundaries, and go after your dreams.
_BECAUSE YOU CAN!_💪
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Eight wins in a row and the special one doesn't want them to leave for international break😂😂
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Sometimes you have to lie in bed and lick your wounds, because nobody is coming to save you
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A man caught his wife chatting with another man. As they were arguing, the neighbour shouted, "Please settle this matter quickly, I have work tomorrow. This is not the first episode!" 😂
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~ Update on the married woman that invited king Nasir to her home. It turns out her husband approved on it



















