Everyone knows that red is the fastest color laser beam. That's why it's a one hit KO.

god died in 2009

i know its a little late but i would like to send off my condolences for the official roblox badges.. so sad how they got murdered by the CEO monster.. 💔 (my favorite was homestead 😭)

will u be my valentine @SubspacePosting

Bruder, Roblox hat meine Cheating-Möglichkeiten deaktiviert und jetzt kann ich nur noch über dieses alte, stillgelegte Gerät chatten, das nur widerliches DUETSCH SPRICHT.

being a red hyperlaser gun is crazy because half the time im like this and the other half im like my pinned tweet

this account is white chocolate propaganda milk chocolate is best and anyone who disagrees will get sent to the shadow realm

guys what is this 67 thing every time i enter a game and people say it im forced to shoot 67 lasers

ok so ive been feeling very lost in the endless expanse of rubble so i made this very helpful map of robloxia, so basically the gray is land which is devastated by nuclear fallout and the me marker is where i am so i dont get lost, see so easy to survive actually

politics this divided is how the world ends (as proven by the nuclear war that just happened)

ok so guys there was like a whole nuclear war between the subspace freedom makers and the new world resistance it was a whole thing but i finally found a phone so hiii

Do you remember when I started terrorizing twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

guys if you want free robux use me on yourself (totally works)

who lives in a studded house under the sea

News 24 is a fraud btw, i am currently chilling at my house eating a diary queen burger with extra pickles

bro what am i supposed to do with 1 millions dollars i need robux

fun fact: my great grandpa fought in the great robloxian civil war of 1956

this can be a reality @Parody_Twt