Big East’s Sabrina Carpenter superfan (‘25: Top 0.2% Listener, ‘24: Top 0.005% Espresso Streams). UTLHC Class of June ‘24. 1x UConn Twitter Lawyer of the Year.

Storrs, CT
Joined April 2023
If any Michigan fans want to fight I’ll be in section 420, row 6, seat 9
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AP Preseason Opponents Rankings: 2 - Duke 3 - Illinois 5 - Arizona 6 - Michigan State (Exh) 9 - Virginia 13 - St. John's 16 - Michigan 17 - Kansas RV - Ohio State, Purdue (Exh), Villanova, Marquette Dan Hurley wants all the smoke on the way to #7.
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This is how I know she ate
Perfect 4K photos of Sabrina Carpenter at the 6th Annual Academy Museum Gala.
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Fun fact: one of the Monkees is from Mansfield and my grandmother claims that he would not stop trying to date her when she kept saying no. My cousin edited his Wikipedia page to say this and it got deleted and he was no longer allowed to edit Wikipedia.
Incredibly charmed by this depiction of the Monkees from schoolhouse rock
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BYU beats #2 ND. #1 lost. #4 OSU beat #5 IU, which technically they should’ve. Money that OSU gets it.
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Reliable sources tell me the Southwick Jug will be at Friday’s game. All credit to @lifeofschneids who made this beautiful item. It will never spend another day in the state of Massachusetts.
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My takeaway from this is too many people are having sex with Elon Musk
Elon musk’s family tree needs its own documentary series, from billion-dollar businesses to a family full of headlines, this isn’t just a family tree anymore, it’s a whole forest, how many episodes do you think netflix would need to cover all this drama? 💀
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Fuck the World Series I’m betting on the sausage race
Peak foliage? ✋ I hear the Sausage Races are lovely this time of year
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I gave you a Reese’s Bucket hat at the UConn 2023 final four and now you’re coming to UConn do you remember me do you want another gift @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter
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Including the rebuild years where Dan Hurley wasn’t expected to win, he has made the national championship game in 37.5% of his seasons (3/8).
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Absolutely unreal thrift find for Red Sox twitter
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As the worlds biggest Milwaukee brewer fan and a fan of beer I would like to thank MY Milwaukee brewers on making the World Series
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I want to thank @mrjohnpork45 for coming out next week 🫡 front and center!
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Michelle Branch, where did Andre Jackson run?
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Syracuse Orange more like Syracuse Bore-ange haha anyways their school is gonna go out of business #day2
Syracuse Orange more like Syracuse Bore-ange haha anyways their school is gonna go out of business
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Husky Slide, Esquire retweeted
I would die for Luke Murray.
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Me and @MisterHotBalls walking the streets of Indiana 🥰
Little penguin couple holding hands at the beach in South Africa
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This man randomly attended my school’s talent show because of a girl from the school
this was so random but like i get her
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Syracuse Orange more like Syracuse Bore-ange haha anyways their school is gonna go out of business
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Husky Slide, Esquire retweeted
Super Bowl XXXVI was a legendary one 🙌 Repost to win a VHS copy of the 2001 championship season: bit.ly/47MLrrT
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The commanders and giants should both be thrown into the sun wtf
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