Man United spent all week getting rated on X. Then they went to Everton, led twice, and still came home with a 2–2. Mbeumo did his job. Šeško did his job. The last six minutes did United. You can’t ask the internet for a 7/10 and then gift Ainsley Maitland-Niles a movie ending.

Good evening pips....

It’s a burial, unfortunately I still have to look good. 😭🖤 Dressed appropriately for the occasion, but the face card refused to get the memo. If you see me there, please act normal and say a prayer. 😂

Dolly Parton told her sister Stella, that if there was no hope left for her, she would still let the doctors try experimental drugs. Not to save herself. To maybe help somebody she would never meet. That is what actual generosity looks like. Not a quote. Not a brand. A woman running out of time and still thinking about the next person.

Your first mistake in life as a woman, is to assume a man doesn't know what he is doing. The second one is thinking you can change him. The third one is thinking that he needs your advice more than his instinct. The fourth one is thinking this is a meme

Dolly buried a finished song at Dollywood that nobody gets to hear until 2046. She later said she regretted locking it away because it was “a really good song.” She also left a whole roadmap of projects (musical, avatar show, hotel, museum) that she planned to keep rolling for decades after she was gone. She worked on it until the last day. That’s peak Dolly.

Jada Pinkett Smith has been separated from Will Smith since 2016. She didn't tell him publicly until 2023. Seven years of silence while he slapped Chris Rock on live television defending her honour in front of the entire world. He embarrassed himself globally for a woman who had already privately checked out of the marriage years before. She called it an "entanglement" when she got caught with August Alsina. She wrote a whole memoir about her worth. Then said she'd never divorce him because she made a promise. Not because she loves him. Because she made a promise. Will Smith didn't lose a wife. He's been a husband to a woman who stopped being his wife nine years ago. And only God knows if he even knows it yet.

What am I?