The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin) header
The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin) profile picture

The 🐻 with a 🔫

@HumurousPaladin

... and, that's why I'm glad I didn't stay home. ((PFP: baconator4ever, Tumblr))

 The Galaxy Garrison
Joined August 2018
  • Tweets34.4K
  • Following248
  • Followers273
153Media
Photo by The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin)Photo by The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin)Photo by The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin)Photo by The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin)Photo by The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin)Photo by The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin)Photo by The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin)Photo by The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin)Photo by The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin)Photo by The 🐻 with a 🔫 (@HumurousPaladin)
"Hi. She's the wife now. And I'm the husband now."
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
2
6
How does that /not/ guarantee it's his? He demands a recount pf all the gallons every guy has ever dumped into him!!
Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie) profile pictureLance McClain@BlueLegBaddieOct 12
Hey, Hunk cumming like a fucking race horse in his guts multiple times a day doesn't necessarily mean it's definitely his.
16
... if he says yes, will Keith let him?
Keith (@RedAlphaGalra) profile pictureKeith@RedAlphaGalraOct 13
!? Is...Is Hunk trying to say he can hit??
1
22
The 🐻 with a 🔫 retweeted
𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗚𝗘 (@frickilovepcs) profile picture
𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗚𝗘@frickilovepcsOct 15
ᅟᅟᅟ[ #vldrp #voltronrp #mvrp ]
𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗚𝗘 (@frickilovepcs) profile picture𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗚𝗘@frickilovepcsOct 15
ᅟ ᅟᅟ technically they're more like ᅟᅟ' 𝘱𝘢-𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘸, 𝘱𝘢-𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘸, 𝘱𝘢-𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘸. ' ᅟ
1
12
12
434
Then why don't they make it so?
Keith (@RedAlphaGalra) profile pictureKeith@RedAlphaGalraOct 11
It could.
1
34
Can't it be both??
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
1
49
Gee, if only. It really is a mystery, isn't it.
Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie) profile pictureLance McClain@BlueLegBaddieOct 6
Well. Someone managed to do it. . . . If only he knew who.
Image from Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie)
1
50
Hope he's ready for the next three... then four... then 10~ Inch by inch, he's stuffing that thick rod into that tight, snug throat~!! "Oh, Gods, Lance~!! Your throat feels so good, baby– keep taking it~!!" Inch by inch, he forces more down the sharpshooter's gullet, +
Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie) profile pictureLance McClain@BlueLegBaddieJul 30
If anyone could take him, it was Lance~ He was just savoring that bulbous head a bit, enjoying the way it rubbed and throbbed against his tongue. After a moment, he slid his hands up Hunk's thighs to brace as he started leaning forward, +
1
208
and yet not even a third has made it down their throat!! Is Lance sure he can handle this? Once it's all inside, Hunk will literally be fucking his stomach!!
42
"That's it, take it all~ Gods, Lance– Mmnh, you always know how to make me feel good~" He couldn't help but rock his hips a little, rubbing thag bulging, bulbpus tip against Lance's tongue... he might also be trying to get the Paladin to deepthroat him. If he can take it~
Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie) profile pictureLance McClain@BlueLegBaddieJul 30
Hey, Lance wasn't about to complain. He loved a mess, especially from Hunk~ He couldn't help but gag and choke as Hunk suddenly erupted, though somehow that was *still* just precum. He gulped as fast as he could, drinking almost all of it down like a good fuck buddy.
1
1
313
"Hey now, don't say that– no way am I gonna let anything happen to you~" Hunknreached down to caress their face, and maybe guide him to some /really/ sensitive spots. He may end up spilling some pre, but it'll be worth it to make a mess out of his favorite fuckbuddy~ +
Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie) profile pictureLance McClain@BlueLegBaddieJul 30
There was so much precum all at once that it actually managed to make Lance splutter a bit, choking briefly before he could swallow it all down. Even he couldn't keep up with Hunk's balls~ "Hey, if I drown like this, it's not the worst way to go." +
1
1
1
238
Once the entire head was in, Hunk couldn't stop from reeling his head back, moaning out as he /dlooded/ the blue paladins throat with his precum. "Fuck, Lance, just like that~!!"
1
73
Only aecond favorite? Hunk can venture to guess what Number One is, but if it isn't what he thinks it is, he'll only be slightly offended~ "You'd be drowning in fluids /and/ riches, you naughty little– Ahh~!! L-Lance~!!" A moan of surprise left him, +
Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie) profile pictureLance McClain@BlueLegBaddieJul 30
He was all too happy to swallow down the mouthful of pre, licking his lips and stroking that elephant sized cock to get more of his second-favorite snack. "A career, huh? You know, I bet I'd make bank as a professional slut." He grinned and gave Hunk another lick, this time +
1
1
1
142
feeling that tongue venture beneath his thick foreskin. So sensitive, that area was, acting as a big pleasure button to earn more massive shots of that salty cock spit.
1
169
Hunk moaned a little louder, feeling that hot tongue grace his sensitive tip. In fact, it felt so nice, Lance was earned a massive glob of pre right on his tongue, all for him to savor and enjoy~ "You always know how to ride me up, Lance– like you wanna make a career of it~" +
Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie) profile pictureLance McClain@BlueLegBaddieJul 30
The Blue Paladin let out a happy little groan as that hot precum spurted all over his face, already more than most men could cum. Hunk was just built different <3 "Less jealous every second. Though I could use a taste~" With an impish grin, he leaned in +
1
1
2
202
Hunk would be more than happy to help Kickstart such a career, especially if it meant treatment like this~
1
16
"A new achievement," he jokes, just as Lance begins to move in front of him, and kneels before him to take things to the next level. Which began quite soon, as all that excited jerking earned Lance plenty more shots of precum, painting his face and lips with it. +
Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie) profile pictureLance McClain@BlueLegBaddieJul 30
Lance hummed as the mess splattered onto the counter, tightening his grip so Hunk wouldn't throb right out of his hands. "Wow, you made me jealous of a countertop. Impressive~" With a smirk of his own, he moved around and got on his knees, aiming Hunk's cock at his face +
1
1
1
262
"Still feeling jealous, buddy~?"
1
12
"I guess they will~" Hunk smirked, and moaned once again shooting out more pre, against the kitchen counter. His balls visibly bounced a bit, pumping out more and more of that natural lube, making it easier to rut into the sharpshooter's hand.
Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie) profile pictureLance McClain@BlueLegBaddieJul 30
"Well, if they do, they'll get one hell of a view, won't they?" Even just jerking Hunk off, he could feel the power of those thrusts, hips moving with the strength of a raging bull. Soon his hands were covered in precum, slick and sticky, gliding over the mammoth sized shaft.
1
1
111
"Oh, you can be sure of that~" Hunk continued throbbing, leaking profusely, thrusting into Lance's hand. His touch always got the Paladin hard as a rock, as if it were a reflex~ "Gosh, Lance... you sure the others aren't gonna catch us? We're so exposed, like this~" +
Lance McClain (@BlueLegBaddie) profile pictureLance McClain@BlueLegBaddieJul 29
"Fair enough. May as well make a big mess then, make it worth it." He couldn't help but groan softly as Hunk grew bigger and heavier in his hand, the shaft rapidly growing so fat his fingers didn't even come *close* to reaching all the way around.
1
1
1
158
He says that, but the playful, eager expression on the brunettes face tells the truth: getting caught like this, would be the hottest thing ever~
1
20
Load more