Humour Me Magazine

To be honest, we forgot we had this. BUT seeing as our submissions are now open, seemed like a good time to remember. See details at humourmemag.co.uk/submission…

Our Halloween special 2024 is now live! Check out three fantastic new stories (and some original jokes by us)! Link below!

We aren't just saying this because we're all affiliated and what not, but this book is original and awesome and seriously why haven't you bought it yet, don't you like amazing things?

Our submission window for the Hallowen special is now closed! Thank you to everyone who has shown an interest, you'll be hearing from us soon! Our xmas window is open untill December 2nd!

The window for our Halloween issue closes tomorrow! Any of you deadline busters, time is running out!

We've had an amazing surge of interest over the last few days, thank you to everyone checking us out! If you are submitting, please do check the details on our website before doing so!

You have untill 11.59pm (in your timezone, we're nice like that)on October 2nd to submit your spooky fun stories for our Halloween seasonal special!

We do, but we may be biased

Looking for paid sub opportunities? Our Halloween special submission window is open until 2nd October!

Did you know we are now taking subs for our Halloween AND Christmas specials? If you are going to submit, please read all the details. If you don't follow the rules, it's likely we won't reply. We also might call your Grandma to tell her how rude you are. See pinned for details!

Our latest issue has been read 100 times already! Not had chance yet? Check out the link below!

It's new issue day! We have 6 amazing, funny stories for you! UFO's, vampires, zombie cows and lots more! humourmemag.co.uk/issue-22-a… @ASPicaWrites @McardleJeanne @scmillsbooks

Our final 'regular' issue of the year comes out tomorrow and we have some fantastic, funny stories for you!

Ah is there anything more fun than reading subs on a Saturday night?

Well thank you @Duotrope. Check out our seasonal subs call on our pinned tweet now!

Our seasonal sub window will be opening tomorrow! That's right we'll take your funny Halloween AND Christmas stories at the same time!

Our rolling submission window is now closed. Our final regular issue will be released on the 17th August. However, on August 1th we will be opening submissions for our Halloween AND Christmas issues. Full details coming soon!

Have a funny story to tell? Our rolling window is open up until July 13th. See full details below! humourmemag.co.uk/submission…