@HumongusD

Extraterrestrial Always Sunny In Philly situation type deal

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Joined September 2020
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I want to be in the woods furiously masturbating. Above my head circles a remote controlled drone. Edward Norton is over 500 miles away, also furiously masterbating. As we both simultaneously climax, he launches a hell-fire missile, instantly incinerating the both of us.
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reposting my favorite image
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if i was trapped in the woods with lottie matthews i’d go along with her wilderness delusions so quick Ok whatever you say beautiful
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getting two fish naming them jackie and shauna and putting them in a tank with this airplane and the rest is herstory
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ARE THEY RENEWING
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been getting into yogurt recently #yogurttwt
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i want a girlfriend who looks like this
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easy there white chocolate…wouldn’t want you to melt
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glorybox in yellowjackets they did this for me
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“sidekick” (emotional version)
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who said us girls with honey blonde hair and highlights can’t eat a kfc chicken pot pie?
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Pierce retweeted
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he looks like he says "yellow" whenever he answers the phone
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Me at the 2hollis concert, just standing there, arms crossed, not screaming, not even holding my phone. Everyone else is freaking out, but I'm just... observing. Hollis kept looking over like he's never seen someone so breathtaking and nonchalant. After the show security stops me
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'Hollis wants to talk to you.' I shrug as I walk in without a care in the world and he's already waiting, slides an NDA across the table. 'You're different' he says as he hands me a pen. 'Be my girlfriend.'
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#NewProfilePic 🤤
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QUIT spreading around AI generated katy perry i’m hanging my head in disappointment #MetGala
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Hello Twitter family ! I have a special promotion going on ! I have 10 MacBook Pro's on sale for $600 each! On top of that I will be signing every MacBook that is sold, also free shipping is included! All proceeds will be going to charity! My DMs are opened !
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