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Our scientists have a theory that if you heat up a planet slowly enough, its inhabitants will boil to death before they realise what’s happening.
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Which human 'historical figure' might have been one of our emissaries?
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't..."
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Deciphering the craze of 'cryptocurrency'. Which digital currency should we pretend to invest in for a laugh? #AlienCryptoConfusion
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You can't teach an old dog new..."
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What human 'architectural wonder' looks like a cloaked mothership?
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Infiltrator Zorn has been mistakenly beamed down into the wrong human host. If you've seen him - post a photo!
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👍👊👊"The practices of death camps, torture chambers, mass graves and weapons of mass destruction are exclusive to only one known species - the values of which we want AI to align with in order to become less dangerous"
“In fact, from the point of view of most organisms in our biosphere, exterminating humans might be one of the most rational things to do for the purpose of their own long-term survival.” From my Brave New West essay: 4 Reasons Why the Alignment Problem Is Unsolvable

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Indeed…
“In fact, from the point of view of most organisms in our biosphere, exterminating humans might be one of the most rational things to do for the purpose of their own long-term survival.” From my Brave New West essay: 4 Reasons Why the Alignment Problem Is Unsolvable

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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You reap what you..."
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Share a human 'novelty item' that could be a relic from another world.
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I’m Michael Sender, the (unfortunately) human behind Aliens About Humans. For some time I’ve made jokes about humanity’s problems. Now I want to talk solutions. There’s actually still hope. Follow me on Brave New West bravenewwest.substack.com
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Engaging with human 'dating' practices. What dating advice should we ignore to ensure our cover is never blown? #AlienLoveLessons
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You can lead a horse to water, but..."
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "When life gives you lemons..."
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Which human ritual or celebration perplexes you the most? Share images!
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "What goes around comes..."
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What human 'vehicle' looks like it's defying all principles of aerodynamics?
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "Time is..."
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