Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me Forensic archive of physical media & 90s/00s technology. 📟

Minneapolis
Joined January 2011
Word to everything I need @RansomPLS to body that Adela-Nicole Kidman beat
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Hungry blind dog sparks deadly house fire, killing itself and canine sibling trib.al/Tx10Ltb
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As a nigga that be on powder I can always tell when another nigga is on powder
When u beat all ya twitter allegations and they see u n public
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Me accepting a Diet Pepsi if they don’t serve Diet Coke
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Sheeeeeiiiiittt...Me at pump 6:
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the doctor gone yell “Kobe” 🗣️ when he throws your toes in the trash.
Eating a fried catfish pound cake sandwich might send you straight to the hospital
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so deep into international twitter that I'm getting a mexican film subbed in japanese
メヒコが『俺たちのジョークを観てくれ』って言うから貼っとくよ。 🤣🤣🤣 まったく、アイツらときたら……。
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The jadakiss prophecy foretold
Bugatti has just released its own TV 😳
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3 year old me trying to tell Dora that the item she is looking for is right behind her
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Angel Reese acting like she just time travelled to 1963 and identified in real time who shot President Kennedy.
ANOTHER green dildo has hit a WNBA court 😭
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Cuando voy al baño a las 4 am y el gato piensa que le voy a dar de comer.
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A custom Super Nintendo Chalmers arcade cabinet built by Turknatr on @instagram 🕹 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
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We had the most fire rap song on Space Jam and it was the theme for the Monstars
They used to make all timers just for movies
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Odysseus: don’t eat the cattle His crew:
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Harry Kane right before England plays Mexico at Azteca Stadium
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come home @KingJames
BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.
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posted on my wolves instagram for the first time in like a year and twolves brasil was my first like
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Flip is a fool for this 😂😂😂😂😂 (via from @LovesAlchemist)
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God is good Happy Sunday everyone Hug and kiss your loved ones The Knicks had a special Angel watching over that run
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