the director told these actors to look like they were having the best meal of their lives, and kenan thompson ended up with his entire face buried in pasta
“sir, can i take my face off of pasta now?”
Before 1960, nobody had a number one comedy album. Then a former accountant recorded his first nightclub run.
Bob Newhart had very little stage experience. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart was recorded during the first nightclub performances he had ever given. It became the first comedy album to hit number one on Billboard.
At the 1961 Grammys it won Album of the Year, beating Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole and Harry Belafonte. He also won Best New Artist, and he is still the only comedian to win both.
It led to an NBC variety show that won an Emmy and a Peabody and lasted one season. He’d never worked a nightclub before. He made history in his first run.
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This might be the funniest commercial I've seen in a very long time. Its for the jewelry section of JC Penny's and it is priceless. They really sunk some money into it. I guess they do good sales there. I know that im buying my very special lady's ring at a better known jewelry store than JC's 🤣🤣🤣💍
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A student at NW Missouri State recently asked me: "Why is my 'queer' behavior considered wrong?" Culture tells us that morality is based on feelings, but true love requires truth. Here’s how I answered her live on campus 👇
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The entire covid saga summed up in less than 2.5 mins.
Absolutely on the money, and hilarious AF 😭👌🏻⚡️
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🚨 A LAWSUIT IS COMING!!!
The Iredell-Statesville School District has a BIG problem.
I was censored by the board chair for reading from Push by Ramona Lofton. Then POLICE were brought in to intimidate me and force me away from the podium.
Let me get this straight: THE BOOK STAYS. THE PREACHER GETS SILENCED.
An allegedly inappropriate book remains in Lake Norman High School, but a preacher exercising his right to speak gets shut down?
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This is actually a phenomenal breakdown of how Will Stein got in Lane Kiffin’s head on that last two point conversion
Like how Beck improvised when the dog got the helmet off.
All I can say HE'S REPUGLICAN.
SNL’s “Dancing 101” takes the confidence of a bad instructor and pushes it to absurdity. Ariana Grande and Marcello Hernández play dance teachers who insist that practically any subject can be expressed through movement. The premise gets funnier because they never seem to recognize a limit to what their class is supposed to communicate.
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Friday Night Laugh! I don’t know about you but I can’t stand when people try and one up you on everything that you did. This one had me rolling and laughing so hard. You felt this dudes anger. It was hilarious 😂🤣
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Aaron Rodgers teaches Joe Burrow a lesson after the Steelers beat the Bengals 30-27.
Looks like the old man still has it.
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These are great jokes, the last one was a banger.
I'll never understand the people who go to a comedy show and don't know about crowd work. The lady getting roasted could have avoided the complete smackdown had she just gotten over herself. ☠️
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This guy is funny and not afraid to call out liberals! Comedian Ben Bankas.
He asks a liberal heckler what's your favorite thing to do? Watch what he tells her what his favorite things are!!
😆💀😆💀😆😬😂💀🤣💀😆🤣💀😆💀
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🚨 RUBIO JUST SAID THE NUMBER THEY NEVER WANTED ON TV 🚨
Americans work 40 years.
They retire.
Social Security: $800. $900. A thousand a month.
Somebody who got here from Cuba three months ago: $1,500 a month.
Marco Rubio said it out loud.
“So imagine if you’ve been working here for 40 years and your Social Security check is smaller than the benefits going to a 28-year-old, able-bodied person who just got here. That’s real. That happens. That’s happening every day. That makes no sense.”
You paid in.
They landed.
They beat your check.
That’s not compassion.
That’s a slap in the face with your own tax dollars.




















