Marc Maron has never been more correct

Trump: I do not want to lose $90 billion for the privilege of allowing Canada to have a healthcare system and other things that they shouldn't have. They spend our money!

The Republicans seem to worry more about trans children in school than dead children in school.

Trump: Canada will become the 51st state. Just like Greenland.

I saw this last night. I only saw the trailer. I’m so glad I went in not knowing much. It’s AWESOME. I understand why this film is so divisive. The film is calling out BOTH SIDES. Either side can’t take the criticism, emotions take over, thus bad reviews. For an independent like myself, it’s beyond refreshing to see a movie literally praise each side and relay the sentiment of “the show must go on”. The core message of this incredible film can’t be received by its intended audience because they’re too busy drinking the KoolAid from their respective MSM outlets. For the rest of us, not emotionally driven by a worldview dictated to us, this film is for us. I loved every second of it. Highly recommend it. And see it in IMAX.

Trump: "The United States of America, represented by me as your president, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn't. This is an indelible stain on the country of Norway. We will not forget, Norway." (note how tepid the crowd response is to this whining)

Trump: And many, many people are going into Canada right now from other parts of the world, and it's not a good situation. They're coming in totally unchecked, totally unvetted.

Beyond parody

Beyond parody. Trump announced he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to “Super Intelligence”: “The use of 'Artificial' makes it sound fake. It makes intelligence sound fake, and it is not fake…From this day forward, all United States documents, and hopefully the world's, will be changed to use the much more accurate term 'Super' as opposed to 'Artificial.'”

In September 2011, ahead of the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, President Barack Obama sent a personal letter to Prime Minister Stephen Harper thanking Canada and Canadians for their help during Operation Yellow Ribbon. He wrote: “In one of the darkest moments of our history, Canada stood by our side and showed itself to be a true friend.” “We remember with gratitude and affection how the people of Canada offered us the comfort of friendship and extraordinary assistance that day and in the following days by opening their airports, homes and hearts to us.” “On this anniversary, we recognize all the gestures of friendship and solidarity shown to us by Canada and its people and give thanks for our continuing special relationship.” Under Operation Yellow Ribbon, more than 33,000 passengers on 224 diverted flights were rerouted to 17 Canadian airports, including Vancouver, Gander, Halifax, Goose Bay, Whitehorse, Edmonton and Calgary.

Only Canadians would make their point in such a special way. So proud of my fellow Canadians and their amazing creativity-

This is inexcusable.

Trump just threw a tantrum in the Oval Office about not winning a Nobel Peace prize, as he lies again about "ending 8 wars." "I ended eight wars. I hope you're proud of me. I ended eight wars. I get no credit for it. I ended eight wars. Did I get the Nobel Prize? No, although the person that got it was nice enough that she gave it to me. She said, nobody in the history of the Nobel Prize deserves it more than you. But in Norway, they don't like me because I think they think I'm a little conservative."

BREAKING: Trump just posted an AI slop video of armed ducks marching and firing in unison on “Lake America.” He’s gone completely insane.

-It is still Lake Ontario -It is still the Gulf of Mexico -It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. -He is still a pedophile. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Trump just posted his own presidential ranking, putting himself in the “greatest” category above Lincoln, Washington, FDR, and every other president.