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I met a black guy at work. He robbed me at gunpoint. The next customer was a white guy that said "Nigga this a meet cute" and asked for my number.
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Like having a car on a fresh pair of tires that you aren't allowed to drive. You know they're never going to grip the same again after that first joy ride
Cut off foreign aid and watch Africa implode. Even 2,000 BC Europe wrecks modern day Africa
“A people that cannot produce its own food is a people enslaved.”
As a wee lad, I witnessed my buddy pull out his penis and begin tugging at it furiously. Bewildered by his behavior, until he explained to us that if he doesn't tug, a demon will come and steal his penis. Now, we knew we must join in, to keep our penises safe from that succubus
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"They in love like the 14th of February (Huh)
Play 'em like April 1st right before I slide off (Off)
It could be March 2nd, sound like July 4th (Blatt)
Halloween or Memorial Day
At your memorial be one year from today (Today)"
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Putting my own homemade porn on 0.25X speed so I last 80 seconds instead of the usual 20.
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Lapping up the yeast from her vagina like a retarded boy licking the creme from a Cadbury Egg
With this giant head start, what happens next?
Replying to @sanriosanxluvr
When Europeans thought the earth was flat, your ancestors mapped the stars and aligned their infrastructure to them. Your ancestors created their own writing, astrology, math etc.
When zero was unknown for europeans, your ancestors created the most accurate calendar.
Be proud!
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What's the stage in life where you're peeing into whatever cup is within reach instead of going to the kitchen sink? Don't say "rock bottom" serious replies only please.
Strategically placed nuclear weapons in all others territories that can only be fired from 4
Plus endless cannon fodder of faggots and niggers
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Dad jokes for fatherless individuals: Your pussy hurts? Yeah it's killing me too.
The silence hangs heavy as a noose, broken only by the dry rustle of McDonald’s wrappers tumblin across like restless tumbleweeds.
A grim omen, make haste, before shit goes down
Replying to @wiggakingIV
The neighborhood I grew up in was niggerfied and there's no longer kids playing in their yards. Same eerie silence
























