𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻.

“Pleasant night, might as well torture a few and bring back home a pet~”

“Meh.. merry Christmas; I suppose..”

“Hmph.” Quite lonely here, isn’t there anyone he could bother and torment~?

”I suppose I should say ‘good morning’, well.. it’s not quite all that ‘good’ for me..”

“Bored as hell here—/literally/.”

“It’s a decent enough morning today—never too early for wine~.”

“Go on, ladies and gents~” 【 Single or not. 】 ↳ Whoever likes this, would date you. ↳ Whoever RT's this, would fuck you. (Also, *spread it!) ↳ Whoever does both, would marry you. {[If you're brave enough, copy and paste.]}

“Guess who’s up early in the morning~?” Suggestive brow wiggle~

“Meow—I mean.” Clears throat. “MEOW.”

“Nothing beats the taste of my incredible cooking~” Those are actually human livers.

“Daddy’s back, babies~”