I am a chimpanzee as well as a very well distinguished culinary artist Disagreement of those facts is met with good-will debate; otherwise, feces will be flung

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Stop right there, Potter. You can only pass if you post your favorite Malfoid image! #malfoid
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You can sign up to go an hero for the war in Ukraine...... Can I sign up to man a Browning M2 or something on top of the Louvre...??
Tens of thousands of rioters are approaching the Louvre. They have vowed to burn it down along with EVERYTHING in it. You are an advisor to the French govt. Security informs you that the ONLY way to stop the rioters is to gun them all down. There would be a minimum of 1000 deaths. Do you advise security to shoot?
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Nigerians said "we're just gonna die of aids and starvation" and theres something beautiful in the christian approach of saving animals
Capitalism really said: “Okay, hear me out. What if we abandoned the idea of building a safe society where everyone has access to food, housing, healthcare, and other basic necessities, and instead created a world where millions of people struggle to survive while a handful of people own enough wealth to buy 500 yachts?” And somehow, we’re supposed to believe this is the best system we could possibly come up with.
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>American schoolbooks are Maxwell propaganda >Africans burn them Maybe they aren't so dumb after all... Black 4th reich?
“The students rioting in France just want more educational resources.” Then why are they destroying their educational resources? And why aren’t they looting educational resources? And why aren’t they even students?
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>Nigga that has never even won a game of rock paper scissors
communism will win this century
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Great Man theory coming home to roost
End women’s suffering. End women’s suffrage.
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"We seezed da banks my nigga" "Ok nigga how we get dis money now nigga?" "You juss move it to your bank account my nigga" "The fuck is a bank account nigga?"
Seize the banks now. Seize the means of production now. French people must organize and begin the transitional phase.
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There are 4,200 Michelin starred chefs and only 9 of them are niggers
Name one thing “white people” cook better than “Black people”🧐
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One child can quickly build pattern recognition and recognize himself in the mirror by age 1 One child still cannot do so by age 5
We're all born left wing. Ask any kid if homeless people should be fed and housed, if everyone deserves healthcare, if bombing families is wrong, if racism is bad, if air and water should be clean, if trees and nature are good...
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FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: THE NEWEST WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY Her first press briefing went exactly as expected.
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What's this lady's deal? 😂 Who even mentioned Muslims??
Replying to @DrKarlynB
The officials in France are dirty lying faggots, so you can be sure it's immigrants
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It's fun to do the Y E A R N
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"They will burn your oak door" They literally wrote the warning novel
“At least they all came legally”
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They should have read Camp of the Saints
BREAKING: The town hall of Limoges, built in 1873, didn’t survive today’s riots. The building’s spire has now collapsed
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the boomer going 20 under watching me pass him in my new tesla
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The dildo merchant kiked around covetously
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