Joined January 2023
All good until you have a wank
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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Fucking visiting idiots are expecting this
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😳 First visitor into Yorkshire Wildlife Park after it reopened is left SHOCKED seeing the exact spot where William Chapman jumped into the tiger’s enclosure. Altai the tiger is also spotted for the first time since last weekend’s tragedy. 🐅
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Vince McMahon was pissed off Stephanie McMahon didn’t wanna hold her real life wedding on PPV So he booked her in a street fight a week out from the wedding against HIM 😭 “So what if Steph and Paul's wedding was live on pay-per-view?” “People would BUY THAT” 23 years ago today. (2003)
On this day 23 years ago Vince McMahon took on his Daughter, Stephanie McMahon in the first ever “Father Daughter I Quit Match” The match took place just 6 days before Stephanie's real-life wedding to Triple H. VINCE WAS ACTUALLY INSANE FOR THIS 😭 (2003)
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🚨SHOCKING | Father Patricio Alfredo Sanchez Molinari dies after a large crucifix fell on him in Ecuador's Guayaquil
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Ehh how is that rough? These southerners man 😂 thats peak finish work for the week pub time. Pig iron in boro has karaoke on a monday morning and no one bats an eyelid
Boozer in Burnley once was doing karaoke at 3pm on a Friday
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Replying to @rkidharry
There not good enough they don’t have any tunes
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Fair play, Nev. That’s a totally different song, but still..
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Got to admire the commitment with this thread 🤣
You’re literally sitting next to her while she’s wearing sunglasses @afowler06. She must think you’re full of shit.
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Yep. Absolute made up nonsense (usually by single mams who cant control their snotty kids). Stick autism in there aswell, just another word for weird.
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We’re witnessing greatness on a weekly basis watching him. There will never be another like him ever again… 🐐
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "'Gays for Palestine' — you know what they do if you happen to be gay? They throw you off the top of a building."
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Top lass for sticking up for me
Bonnie Blue says the only man she’s ever had thrown out was at her 1,000-men day - for saying another guy’s was “really small” “The only time I’ve ever kicked someone out. During the thousand, there was a moment where four guys were on the sofa.” “One of the guys that was lying there ... was like, ‘Oh my god, look at his. His is really small.’” “And I was like, ‘Get out.’ Like instantly got security to make him leave.” “Everyone’s here. Whether you think they’re disgusting, whatever, no one is being judged.” “I don’t want anyone walking away from this feeling insecure, feeling like I was laughed at.” “I was really frustrated that he did that. I was like, you really let me down there.” The host’s verdict: “Well, you may be dead behind the eyes, but there’s kindness in there.”
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"Mr. America" taking a Lie Detector Test with Vince McMahon is one of the funniest moments in WWE history 😂
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Just watched a retard get mauled by a tiger What an app
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Didn’t think they could capture the craziness of this moment in Cardiff on video but they absolutely did. Goosebumps.
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Hopefully the divs in our fanbase stop chatting shite about trafford being better than pickford. He's nowhere near. £45m was insane and it was obvious
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Dark Tourism 🧵 1. Bin Laden Compound #Abbottabad Pakistan 🇵🇰
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The walk to and from the station,especially after the game people getting dropped all over the place
⏪ October 2010: Boro 1-2 Leeds Somma & Becchio #LUFC
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“Slide away and give it all you've got.” Oasis – Slide Away | Glastonbury ’95 Pure carnage. Oasis didn’t turn up to play they turned up to conquer, tearing Glastonbury apart because they knew the crown was already theirs. Unapologetic. Untouchable. Feelingsupersonic.
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