@ChipotleTweets wait is this for real?! This email is about as unambiguous as they get but I don’t have anything in my rewards wallet… is this a mistake or did you just make my whole decade?

Hats off to the 50,000 #Leeds fans who piled in for the last 10 minutes to frantically refresh the brentford result score! Champions! #MOT #ALAW

⁦@serafinowicz⁩ I guess those rascals at #sling and #millsadams must ALSO really like Tings. What a coincidence! They were unfortunately unclear about their preference on wings. #sincerestformofflattery vimeo.com/374036811

@ManUtd @PatrickBardsley watching the champions league in line at New York City Clerk’s office! #commitment #MUNFCB #MUNBAR #mufc

King and queen for a day! #drunkshakespearenyc

@Team17Ltd @Overcookedgame I've heard of "not letting poor Rudolph join in any Reindeer games", but this seems excessive...

"Have you tried the referenda? They're delicious" – at Queens, NY

#TheRiverTour ... For once I'm doing something that's trending! – at East Rutherford, NJ

Red Sky tonight at the @Yankees ! What a night to #catchgreatness now the rain's cleared up! Go Yankees! – at Bronx, NY

@NECSS drinking skeptically a little early... Can't wait for live @SkepticsGuide next then @BillNye ! #NECSS – at Manhattan, NY