This is a Twitter showcasing people who have forgotten entirely how to use the most basic feature of modern day smart phones, the telephone.

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Replying to @alanpalmer_cuse
I choked, that reply was that good. Gg
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Replying to @mrjamesob
I predicted the past 5 years when the referendum passed but no one listened
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Replying to @MindCharity
@MindCharity I would like more education to be spread to family of those with depression, whether they like it or not. Talking about it is great, but not if family and friends dont understand and expect you to sort it out.
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Does he think his phone is a brucetta?
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What on earth is this man doing. He's wearing a headset, has a visible microphone, YET HE STILL HOLDS A PHONE LIKE THIS DURING AN INTERVIEW?? @louistheroux can you shed some light on this phenomenon?
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Replying to @golgariguy
I just went whaaaaaaaaaaat at work
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Replying to @JeremyClarkson
This is a pretty half-witted analogy. Who consults a farmer on a one-to-one basis before every meal?
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Immunity from 2 colours, +2/+2 tokens when you attack and opponent mills 5 cards...for 3 mana, 5 including equip? How is it not good
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Replying to @RealDeniseWelch
Pretty sure Andrew chose to meet a paedofile also
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Replying to @Joanne_Lake
A question as old as time, why do the rich want more? Greed, pure greed.
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Replying to @jessphillips
What a lucky boy. We get it you're rich.
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Replying to @MarinaPurkiss
They have Alan Partridge, how could they not be.
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Replying to @ironbuco @chris
It's entirely possible he was transphobic because he was hiding being trans and was in denial.
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😂 It's actually in reference to the daily grind, which is quite an old phrase.
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