Try word replacement therapy: Replace "thesis" with "kittens" in your mind. It's now unethical to neglect it. #writingtips #phdchat

I solemnly swear that I am not on twitter. #phdlife

Never celebrate too soon. There will always be an extra form for you to complete. #phdlife xitter.cf/How2PhD/status/6838929…

Happy new year! Oh btw over the break your card access to the building was revoked you'll have to be re-inducted. Good holidays? #phdlife

Merry Christmas all! Take a rest from writing and see you in the new year!

How are theses like faeces? Passing too quickly is sloppy; holding onto them for too long is incredibly uncomfortable. #phdchat #poochat

Why is it no surprise that dissertation and dysentery sound so similar? #phdlife

When you fail to balance holiday excitement with writing. #phdlife xitter.cf/How2PhD/status/6791375…

All I want for Christmas is you. #PhD #thesis

Hating your thesis? Don't! It's Christmas time! Keep it under the mistletoe at all times and voilà - love is in the air. #phdchat #thesis

Stuck in the lab while others are Christmas shopping? Hang fairy lights above your bench to give it that festive feel. All better! #phdlife

If at first you don't succeed, remember that all great discoveries were not discovered by you. Early drinks, anyone? #phdlife

When someone thinks they've answered a question well after a presentation. #phdlife xitter.cf/How2PhD/status/6766393…

How it feels presenting outside your discipline. #phdlife

If you're having trouble focusing on your project, THIS IS TWITTER WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE LAB?! #phdchat

PhD students! Today's the day you finally finish that thing you put off! After a nap. And Monday's mandatory existential crisis. #phdlife

Hey there #PhD student, have you finished your #thesis yet?

When you are too excited about the free food at the department seminar. #phdlife #research xitter.cf/How2PhD/status/6751319…

"Just started a PhD? Wow, me too, I'm only 5 years in!" #phdlife #research

Thesis on the brain? Try this weird old tip to relieve the pressure! #PhD #thesis xitter.cf/How2PhD/status/6744756…

The day you submit your thesis. #PhD #thesis