UH Alum - Stan of all things H-Town (#Astros, #WeAreTexans, #Rockets, #CoogsHouse

Joined January 2013
Texans is primed to go 11-0 or 10-1
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Nick Caley not a head coach candidate… yet. Still unproven to me, if we can keep stringing more performances like the last few weeks then I’m on the Caley train
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Victory laps on a Texans team where whole running back room outside of one Noel jet sweep and Stroud rushing yards ran for 18 (!) yards and WR1 and 2 was Jared Wayne and Xavier Hutchinson
Beating the Texans isn’t for everyone @Jaguars
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But Jeremy I was told that the refs only favored the Texans!
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said scam been teabagging your favorite franchise since his debut
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He did the meme
Parker runs a 4.5, Tyreek ran a 4.2, huge difference bud, but Please pay your boy $70M a year, I can’t wait!
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“Texans actively chasing Jaguars”
Replying to @DTWD904
But it is more fun with them actively chasing us.
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Jaguars fans breaking the record of being the most saltiest thing in the world
Texans fans posting the same blurry screenshots thinking it proves anything…
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You’re dumb as fuck
ya nevermind it wasn’t the Cards. he’s fucking terrible lmaooo. dude must weight 385lbs
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I was wrong about Bryce Young, gotta give credit where credit is due. CJ Stroud still QB1 tho
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Literally every player in the league that’s blocking for a ball carrier does this.
I forgot about this: Jaguar players on offense so they don’t get flagged. Absolutely ridiculous. @NFLOfficiating @nflcommish
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Toro’s Revenge Tour 🏆🏆 retweeted
Texans HC DeMeco Ryans announces that WR Tank Dell will play Sunday vs the Giants, his first game since December 2024.
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Idk how but Texans need to get this guy after paying Stroud
Bijan Robinson says some of his teammates at Texas wanted the frat parties and the status of being a football player more than they wanted to become great Bijan: “Sometimes, teammates went to the school because of just the name. They weren’t invested in the play, they just went because they wanted to go to frat parties and say, ‘Oh, I’m a football player.’ Like, that’s all.” “And I was like, ‘That’s cool, but I don’t think you’re really getting nothing out of it by doing that. Don’t you want to be a great player? Then do it.’ Like, I just didn’t know where their minds were... they’re messed up.”
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Nick Caley -keep doing what you are doing and you will be in head coach talks soon.
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The Caspian Sea is the second largest body of saltwater in the world after the amount of tears this account shed today.
We might have lost on the field we still undefeated on twitter tho. We moving on to week 7. Week 7 jaguars are kings of the division and have double the wins as the sorry ass Texans who lost to the sorry ass Colts who lost to the sorry ass Titans. We are less than 1 win away from having the same amount of wins as the rest of the division combined. Tell the trash to catch up. Until then they can’t say anything. Division is already locked up. Our focus in on the 1 seed. Let the Texans and colts fight for that wildcard. We have bigger goals to focus on.
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Smooth brain Jaguars fans all offseason were like “Please pay CJ an extension” as a gotcha only for CJ to drop his nuts on the Jags today.
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Toro’s Revenge Tour 🏆🏆 retweeted
Seeing everybody switch to CJ Stroud fc after slander all offseason
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DAWG IM WEAK AS FUCKKKKKKKK
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Waiting on someone to drop that Mickey Mouse clubhouse but using Jaguars players and coaches instead.
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Generational blitz on that one group of smelly Jags fans happening on my TL
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