We are a parody of the Republican Conference in the United States House of Representatives 🇺🇸

Washington, DC
Joined January 2013
Sorry, nerds. Every time a child dies in a shooting, the NRA sends us a cookie. If there's one thing we love more than your children, it's cookies. Well okay, @MattGaetz and @Jim_Jordan might love your kids more.
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Congratulations to @mattgaetz on his marriage to his high school sweetheart, who is due to graduate next year!
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This my third bowel of greens in 30 minutes 😭
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People looking at that from different sources What the fuck is the Super Bowel
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