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#CISSP, IS027001 Li/La - Founder of Faust&Co Security Ltd (coming soon!) & InfoSec Manager. Opinions are my own and not that of my employers.

United Kingdom
Joined January 2022
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Of course they're useless. It's a checkbox exercise that I wish were consigned to the history books.
By the way, in case anyone was still wondering whether they are completely useless, Binance holds SOC 2 Type 2, ISO 27001, and several other certifications.
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Anyone else having fun with Brotli vuln? 4 hour work call on it so far.
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Farewell to my Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart. Many thanks for bringing Shakespeare to life. But many of us will know you forever as the indomitable Captain Jean-Luc Picard. The stars have you now, rest well. And we should name a Starship after you: "HMSS Sir Patrick Stewart"
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Back after a week off & still not feeling refreshed. Urgh. Any ideas on what I could do to sort it?
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Spent the last 8 hours doing retrospective DPIA checks on suppliers because the entire bastard process collapsed and no one thought to go "Hang on... GDPR".
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Welp, that's ruined Star Wars for me.
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Can anyone explain why a fridge needs to be connected to the internet? 🧐
There's a lot of these exposed fridges LOL
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Oh. Well that was disappointing.
You have to laugh.. an employee gave away a password. Great work
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They have got to keep themselves in work somehow right?
I’m finding out that compliance organizations love making a framework just to make another framework that maps to it only to make a third framework that maps the two of them to a fourth framework. All of this happens in the span of 6 months.
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Oh hell nah. Not this again.
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Once again @anyrun_app saves my bacon today.
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Biggest Security risk ever.
E) Getting rejected by some cutie in the coffee shop
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LOL oh god... 😂
LOL re the Head of IT post #ASOS #hacked
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Hmm, ASOS has been hit apparently. Snowflake instance which is used by other companies as well.
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Broadband got upgraded today, gone from 60Mbps to 560Mbps. Feels like I've gone from the dark ages to the age of enlightenment...
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To add on this, the question I ask is: "Portcullis defence? or Compartmentalised defence?" Me? I'm all for compartmentalising defence.
'Attackers only have to get it right once. Defenders have to get it right every time.' this is 100% nonsense! as a defender: > some things will get through > it's how we prepare, responding and recover that matters > some incidents have zero to minimal impact > near misses are a thing I do not need to be right every time! only sales dick heads who have never done the job say shit like 'Attackers only have to get it right once. Defenders have to get it right every time.' It's not how this game works! #Cyber #Reality
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Cheap money never lasts. And in this case, it's about to cause an issue.
Your 2% mortgage is ending and you have to remortgage at 5%. If you can't afford the rise it's a you problem. You obviously bought a house you couldn't afford.
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At the new office, doing physical security checks and… company next door broke our window. Fucking A…
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