Mars
Joined January 2019
I’m a weird dude. If I like you, I love you. If I dislike you, I probably hate you. You really gotta be something else for me to dislike you. Like, defending tyranny and taxation (same thing really)
26
16
3
164
28,094
Dang man. I mean, we’re all thinking the same thing… right?
Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs.
41
I was in ISS today (no I wasn’t in trouble 😂 this time..) but I was able to help this kid with math. It wasn’t a big deal but, it felt good. I haven’t felt like I’ve been helpful since I started this job. I ran into the ELL teacher I subbed for on Friday. The kids said I was great 😌 So far so good 🤘🏼😎
6
158
Engagement is on the rise. And this is how I really feel. I think the primitive Afreekin men are short circuiting over my reply 😂🤘🏼 If you want to bang multiple women, don’t be married. Is that so difficult to understand?
If you have a side chick, what you actually need is a divorce.
1
42
I have no students until 3rd block…. I could be at home practicing bass… I know as soon as I get into LSAT prep they’re gonna call my ass away 😂
1
4
166
HorBull™ retweeted
6
7
1
70
1,401
Hell yeah.
5
134
Yall, this guy is a fucking beast. Should be getting offers from BIG10 teams.
1
61
Good morning X Bed ✅ Coffee& Vitamins loading… Today should be an easy assignment . I’m not taking shit from anyone today 🤘🏼
1
63
Uncalled for.
🇫🇷 An elderly French couple in their 80s were robbed by rioters and forced to strip down to their underwear... That's according to police sources, speaking to the newspaper Le Parisien. Phones, wallets, and clothing stolen. Left like this... Fking scumbags!!!! 😡 Source: Le Parisien, @visegrad24 / Writer: Michael
2
2
151
Name a better duo than @twentyonepilots and the Ohio State Drumline. We'll wait. (via @TBDBITL, @RadioU)
15
124
7
888
36,013
Everything you are and everything own will one day be star dust. It’ll be like none of us ever existed.
4
144
Medical and dental care for all. Ai can do this.
A beautiful life …what it would look like ?
3
170
I'm convinced that everyone named Austin, within the Libertarian circle, is clinically retarded 🏴
2
176
I’m trying to decide if there’s Nobl suitcases are actually worth it. They look cool. I like that they seem to be more secure than the others in its price range. I’m traveling with my sidearm so I’ll have it in a case and in my checked bag. Also, the dimensions of the 28” bag make it 63 linear inches which is one inch over Delta’s limit 🤦🏼‍♂️ I could use the extra space but I’m not buying something that’s not gonna work. Drop your knowledge and suggestions in the plies. I also like what Ridge is doing with their luggage. Seems to be made from very strong material.
1
1
164
Went to lunch/dinner at Texas Roadhouse with the fam. I have enough ribs to last me 3 days fr 🤘🏼
2
1
13
393