Wizards when the fey creature they trapped in their orb refuses to bestow upon them mystic secrets of the universe and instead curses their family line:
Me when, when the. When you uh when I do the, when the thing- when the uhm the uh the thing does the thing and um
Me calculating how long the fuse to my cartoonishly shaped explosive in a box should be so when my neighbor opens it it’s seconds from going off
