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Southern Indiana
Joined July 2024
Life is too short to be fat
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Trump ruined the greatest comeback in political history and it鈥檚 so sad
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The Curse of A Successful Man: The same instinct that causes his success, is the same thing preventing him from enjoying it.
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Seinfeld goyslop is kinda funny
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Beginning sign that society鈥檚 sobriety fad is ending 馃帀馃嵒
Brad Pitt says he's drinking alcohol again after seven years sober. Read more: tmz.me/4wnZrlU
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Enough politics for one day. Time to choose Texas.
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Tropical Depression Two is what I call me & bro getting drunk on the beach
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Nixon actually won the 1960 election. Kennedy stole it. Democrats have been pulling it off for decades.
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FREE ANDREW AND TRISTAN TATE
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Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.
A hill you鈥檙e willing to d!e on:
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The biggest nerd you know:
Major cheat code in life: quitting alcohol.
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Need a sequel to Walk The Line, Johnny鈥檚 life was getting interesting where they left off
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The Hoosiers win one national championship and we become a legit football state. Bring on the Indiana Bears.
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God created wine to gladden the heart of man. Drinking alcohol is not only not a sin, but a gift from God.
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Replying to @ShitpostRock2
When blue tries to act smug for surviving a suicide cult they chose to participate in
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Why are Republicans considered right wing?
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Paying taxes is the financial equivalent of being raped at gunpoint.
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Alcohol makes you feel great while using and in exchange you lose a couple of the worst years of your life. Insanely easy trade.
Friends, stop drinking alcohol. Not cut back. Eliminate. > alcohol increases cortisol > disrupts REM sleep > accelerates epigenetic aging > shrinks hippocampal volume > elevates resting heart rate > raises inflammatory markers > impairs glucose metabolism for 16 hrs One drink does that.
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Letting women vote is actually insane
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If you鈥檙e ever polled for anything, lie about it. Never let them know our next move.
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Saturday nights plans: Get drunk and watch IU vs. Miami in the natty, but pretend it鈥檚 live just to chase that feeling again
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