Do I look like I give a fuck about your hookups? #youknowitstrue
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Maybe I'd like you if you weren't such a goddamn douchebag #youknowitstrue
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Get your shit together, or dont bother calling. #youknowitstrue
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When you learn how to parallel park - call me. #youknowitstrue
At some point you're going to realize how right i was all along. #youknowitstrue
showing off your legs wont get you very far.. #cellulite #youknowitstrue
you need to understand, that following people around wont make them like you. #youknowitstrue
how is it that you looked so much better in your pro pic then in person? #youknowitstrue
