Father, husband, writer, photographer, filmmaker.

England, United Kingdom
Joined September 2016
I can’t stop smiling at this. This is how you take a joke people.
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Just going to leave this here and hope it goes viral (it won’t. But please give us a follow if you’re on the surreal and very weird platform that is tiktok)!
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Remember when people were ready to fine, segregate, discriminate against, deny healthcare to, or even imprison their friends, family members, and neighbours? Because they didn't want to inject a new mRNA shot into their bloodstream that wouldn't prevent infection and spread?
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Our new reel preview from Saturday’s wedding. Follow us on insta - ThomasOrmeFilms :) :)
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Absolutely loving this trailer from yesterday’s wedding!! We’re ThomasOrmeFilms on insta come and give us a follow. Please. We’re trying 😂
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This is yet to be resolved 😂 @TWimpeySupport can you please send someone to resolve the issues please. A roof is not an added extra for a house.
Being ghosted by @TaylorWimpey when asking about my snag list. Specifically the section of roof that’s peeling away from the inside. It’s like being back on dating apps!
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1. I don’t expect much from the Saudi government when it comes to human rights. But there is a horrific violation of human rights that I want to bring attention to. This is Salma al-Shehab and she's just been sentenced to 34 years in prison for tweeting and retweeting.
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Hey @Myprotein - I ordered 2 tubs of protein 3 months ago and they’re still not with me and showing as processing - shall I give up on them? :)
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A trailer I put together from last week’s wedding. Pure vibes from this couple!! #weddingvideo #weddingvideographer
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And finally (sorry!) imagine the fucking guilt these women feel when they have the baby and inevitably fall in love with it, they have the life they never wanted but put the child first as they watch their dreams disappear because some octogenarians valued a clump of cells more.
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And another thing. They don’t have free healthcare over there. Do they even have statutory maternity leave? Are women being forced to have a baby then being left to it when they’re at their most vulnerable? It’s a minefield this but I’m certain taking their choice away is shit.
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I suddenly feel worried for the women in America who’ve had their choice removed. God forbid they get trapped, stuck, have no way out and try and make their lives right themselves.
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Erm. Gonna put da same energy out there. Looking for a brilliant comedy co-writer to help with an (optioned) TV pilot. Because of the subject matter, I'm looking for a working class writer who has knowledge of divided families and unconventional family dynamics. You there 👀
I’m putting this out there, I want a very brilliant and hungry writing partner for my incredible drama. Because of the subject matter I’d prefer it was a woman and someone who has knowledge of power dynamics within some Asian families. Personal experience is key. You there 👀
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Do I go with Wix or Squarespace? Wordpress can do one!
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Sunrise on the calm waters. Magic.
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I know it’s only a seagull but I almost fell off the pier onto the pebble beach trying to get this shot, so I’m posting it.
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Back from Scotland. What a place!!
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From this moment on I am going to stop seeking validation from you guys. Is that OK?
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“Mew mew moo”. That’ll do😂❤️
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Your play was shut down because it invited adults to get naked in front of 5 year olds before talking about how much they like masturbation. Then told them to go home and Google masturbation. Then asked why we cover children in so many rules. Nonce’s paradise. Grotesque.
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Dear neighbourhood Facebook groups Your cat isn’t missing. They’re arseholes and they’re just tired of your shit. Ta.
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