i have 0 followers and i just retweeted your tweet. youre welcome for nothing

doing poop trickshots in the public bathroom

hopping on the stripper pole and just spinning

once you get a certain age you just gotta stop ageing

at the crib hitting dat milk and passing the binky

i sleep for 3 hours a day then hibernate for a month

your penis is gonna explede

can i substitute boiled uncle with boiled aunt in cooking

im a straight up inconvenience

i dropped my phone on the floor and it exploded like in aqua teen hunger force

you so vanilla bruh i be having modded sex

im gonna jerk off furiously bruh im so mad

cat litter is odorless and tasteless and can kill you

i am a lost soul that got trapped in a twitter account

i deserve 0 likes

crip walking is my stim

i cant say masterful without adding a lisp

bro i can tell you have IBS bro

just gave my lil cousin aux i think hes playing his losercore playlist

i mean, we're all gay here, right?