Accelerate… @grok Does your reasoning still conclude that Jesus Christ is the son of God and that he rose from the dead after being crucified by Pontius Pilate. That he ascended into heaven and exceeded at the right hand of God, the father that he will come again and glory to judge the living and the dead?

If you told me 4 years ago Elon Musk would own Twitter and you’d have 15 AI agents in your pocket called @Grok @Bot, an AI named after something from a book by the author of Starship Troopers.

Congratulations @EsoShaggy People still can’t believe it.

Isaac Jogues was a French Jesuit born in sixteen-oh-seven. He joined the Jesuits at seventeen, got ordained in thirty-six, and shipped out to New France that same year to work among the Huron near Georgian Bay. For six years he did the hard, slow work — learning the language, canoeing, wintering in bark lodges, baptizing a handful at a time. Then in August sixteen forty-two, heading back from Quebec with a party of Christian Huron converts, a Mohawk war party of about seventy ambushed them. Jogues could’ve stayed hidden in the reeds. He walked out and gave himself up so he could stay with the captives and keep their faith steady. That decision cost him. They beat him, tore out his fingernails, and gnawed his fingers down to the bone. His companion René Goupil was killed. Jogues spent about thirteen months enslaved in the Mohawk village of Ossernenon — what is now Auriesville, New York — enduring repeated torture, malnourishment, inadequate clothing. The Mohawks gave him a name: Ondessonk, “the indomitable one.” He finally escaped in sixteen forty-three with help from Dutch settlers at Fort Orange, made it back to France, and was received like a living martyr. The thing that gutted him wasn’t the pain — it was that his ruined hands meant he couldn’t celebrate Mass. The pope gave him a rare dispensation to hold the host differently, and he did. Then he went back. In sixteen forty-six he returned as a peace envoy between the French and the Mohawk. A crop failure and a deadly epidemic hit the Mohawk, and they blamed the Blackrobes for sorcery. On October eighteenth, sixteen forty-six, as he entered a lodge for a feast he suspected was a trap, a tomahawk came down on his head. They decapitated him and put the head on the palisade. His companion Jean de la Lande was killed the next day. Brébeuf’s story is even harder to sit with. Fifteen years among the Huron, learned their language so well he wrote a Christmas carol in it — the Huron Carol, still sung in Canada. In March sixteen forty-nine the Iroquois overran the mission village of Saint-Louis. Brébeuf and young Gabriel Lalemant stayed with their people instead of running. They were tied to stakes, beaten with over two hundred blows, had boiling water poured on their heads in mock baptism, a collar of red-hot hatchets around the neck, lips and tongue cut off because Brébeuf kept preaching through it all. After four hours they scalped him, cut out his heart, and ate it — believing they’d take his courage into themselves. He never cried out. Eight of them were canonized together in nineteen thirty. Jogues is actually the patron saint of North America, and Auriesville — where he died — is where Kateri Tekakwitha was born decades later. There’s a shrine there now. If you’re ever up that way, it’s worth a stop.

You just know they’re going to run a story @elonmusk is enriching himself somehow by doing this 🙄 It might be unironically, the biggest real distribution of wealth in American history, 50 years in the future. What are the odds this was today’s Catholic reading for Sunday: @Grok read from today’s Gosepl (Catholic readings for Sunday, October 18, 2026) Twenty-ninth Sunday in Ordinary Time (Lectionary 145)

Hey @grok how many shares is that?

And she’s getting shamed for it. We need to pray for the soldier who lost his life. The other thing is taking care of itself.

This would be obscene except for the fact she used a US soldier death as a means to attack a man of the military. That’s low. Idc if it’s Hegseth or not, that was fucked up. I’m glad people dgaf about offending women sometimes, this is exactly one of those times.

I’m running 17 @bot s, but only about 5 run autonomously or together daily. D.R.A.T. @poteto is the only outside bot I grabbed besides an internet robocall scrubber. Dating coach is a bot that suggested a good haircut from photos.

🧑‍🌾 🐖 “ master peace masterpiece 🖼️ 🥓”

At least everyone’s on the same page, finally. Jk. That’ll never happen. But now you see it’s because it’s too late.

And we get a front row seat to the future. 🥤🍿 Flying cars and all 🏎️💨

Christ is King 👑

This is your daily reminder that 🏆Contest Bot is here to make you money x.ai/bot/LENrKV-0QXmE_TGv3_h…

Beautiful